"Poo spatter (on the SEAT!) in the bathroom. This is gross, y’all. Gross. We need to be aware of the state of the hospital. We do NOT want clients to think we’re dirty or smelly (even if it's not our fault)."
i am working on the questions for the interviews. these things cannot be rushed. so, they should be out sometime over the weekendish... we'll see. ps interviews are closed unless, well, checkout the comments. there are suggestions.
additionally, it is friday. this makes me giggle in my pants.
PLUS, i put my left sock on first, then i put my right sock on (my foot). great. THEN my left sock proceeded to act like it might contain a GIANT SPIDER. turns out the "cuff" (i'm not sure the proper term here) had just flipped up. fucking socks.
speaking of pesky bugs, when we were on a the road trip (i keep meaning to write a dedicated post but, meh) i was eating a boxed bowled soup because carrabba's fucking sucks* and i was starving. this soup is supa delish, it has rice noodles, some vegetable chunks and green onions.
i eated my soup. by the by, i made it using the hot water from the coffee maker, macgyver style. theeeen, i got up, turned off the light, stumbled to the bed, nearly killing myself in the process. i climbed in the bed and, "holy shit!!! what the hell is that? DON'T MOVE!!! I'LL TURN ON THE LIGHT! DON'T! MOVE!" and chuck said, "what is it? what is it? i'm not moving!**" then the light came on and i said, "oh it's just a green onion," and threw it angrily in the other direction (i'm classy at one in the morning). i had mistaken a green onion for a smooshed spider. the only thing worse than touching a bug is a smooshed bug. it was traumatic.
*in other news abuelo's has like the BEST gluten free menu!!!! i think i'll write them a letter of appreesh
**i'm already pulled over!
ps what is up with the fact that smiley faces like this (: freak. me. out. i'm like, "what is tha- oh, smiley." but it doesn't make me smiley. it makes me frowny. it shakes my smiley foundations.
8 comments:
i love green beans too
your office sounds fun. but i heard you have to handle fake horse vaginas to get a job there.
also this cracked me up, "this soup is supa delish"
agreed on the backwards smiley face. i'm a lazy reader so by the time i get to a misplaced parentheses i've already given up on the sentiment.
p.s. speaking of backwards smiley faces, my captcha below is "tarded".
i hate that weird smiley too! boycott it!!
an- cool beans
lusty- that's the BEST part!
renee- they are a blight on society
lana- backward smiley and china, boycotted- check!
I agree: hate the backwards smiley. It's completely discerning.
I think that a backwards smiley is equal to a frowny.
kate- they suck
rach- that it is, that it is.
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