i fluff your pillow? you have sex while i watch?

holy toledo, i've been awarded with an award. and also some extreme presha to shorten wrdz in a cute manner. deep breath, i can do it. for the fan. because she really likes me... her name is lustyreader and she reads, lustily and in large print apparently. because she's old. hee hee. naw i'm just kiddin' around she's like five but looks three (she's big into moisturizing).

and now i'm sposeda like pass this along? is that how it works? also, i just read back on the terms of my contract with miss.chief and apparently i'm also sposeda ask if anyone wants to be interviewed. i got so excited with fonts and changing colors... just slipped my mind. plus, i'm a douche bag. soooo, if you wanna be part of the chain gang, yeah try this on for size:

ask me to interview you. (ya know, if you want. cuz i'll do it. don't think i won't. you'll be at home all browsing the 'net (as we, in the biz, call it) and i will interview the hell outta your asses. i said it.) the first one people to ask me, i will get right on it. no, seriously, i'm typing it now. it'll be ready by like next schdomsday at the very very latest. alright, both of you can be interviewed. but not you and especially not you. and if nobody asks i'll be forced to interview my dog. and it's gonna be painful, sorta like this.

and i give you this award. it's totes mcgoats (or mcgoates or magoats or my goats or mcmuffn), man. (i don't even know what that means, shh!)

that's my beautiful dawg. can you tell she's been chasin ballz? it's the

"let's go chase ballz award: and maybe sniff butts in a friendly manner." Award

and just who shall i pass this lovely gem onto? that's right, veggies. she's funny and awesome. check her out! i'm serious. i'll stay right here while you go. actually, ya know what? just "right click" and "open in a new tab" that way you can still have this up while you're checkin it out.

the rules are as follows: there are no rules. take that as you will.