umm, you guys? nobody wants to be interviewed? nobody? sniff, sniff. you didn't see my interview and immediately start burning with... desire to have your very own interview. no?
was i too scary in my original post? don't worry, it won't be scary. it's oooook. *pats top of head* i will be nice to you and i will love you and i will lick your earlobe after its all over. i promise. do you want a cup of tea? do you want a cracker? perhaps a biscuit? with jelly? and a little butter?
cream? sugar?
fine! i don't even want to interview you! i don't even care! i don't even LIKE jelly! i don't even care!
no, really. i'll do it. and if not... matilda will be more than willing to be interviewed. SHE likes it when i lick her earlobe.
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You can interview me, although I'm not very interesting. :)
oh, i ALWAYS want to be interviewed, haha
I'm so ready to be interviewed by you. Bring it on, lady!
id do it.
Interviewed!!! Totes magotes, my dear! Questions are my favorite :-)
i'll take an interview, ALWAYS looking for something else to write. and i have a feeling that you'd come up with some hilarious questions, no pressure or anything :)
oh jesus, now i have stage fright... alright, i'll get on it (that's what she said)
that's enough people!
unless you give me money. then i'll think about it... maybe
also, sexual favors are sometimes considered.
oo! or puppies. aw, puppy.
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