becky: what's the phrase, it's coming up roses? or daisies?
chuck: i don't know you'll just have to wait and see
chuck laughing
becky: what's so funny over there chuckles?
chuck: blog i'm reading
becky: *hysterical laughter*
(stage whispers: he doesn't read blogs)
becky: you are too much!
chuck walking dogs... bent over with leashes held between legs so that he can put on collars/harness.
becky: crotch leashes!
chuck: that's how i walk 'em. so i can wave to the neighbors. (stands up waves both hands)
becky: i've lost my funny this morning?
chuck: yeah.... we'll go find it later
chuck (reading food magazine): mmmm, crab cakes.
becky: i've got your crab cakes right here
chuck continues reading mag
becky: hey, look! crab cakes! here!
chuck (without looking): never refer to your vagina as seafood
if you don't watch lost you can stop reading. while watching lost. (late to the bandwagon? yes.)
becky: where's shannon?
chuck: boning sayid
becky: she's a girl.
chuck: oh.... (thinking...) sayid's boning shannon.
still watching lost*. while jack's getting married.
becky: 'you fixed me.' wait for it.....
jack: you fixed me
becky: (clapping) ladies an gentleman
chuck: that doesn't count.
becky: yes it does. and you know it.
fyi: i got "it's not your fault" as well. (black lady whose husband died to charlie after preggo was kidnapped)
*we have a thing where sometimes if we're bored with tv/movie we'll guess lines (it used to drive him crazy so i usually don't do it because i'm so frickin good). i had fallen asleep the night before and he had continued watching a whole 'nother ep (mean) "unaware" that i had fallen asleep (right). so! i was catching up and he had already seen it. so! i didn't feel bad using my awesome guessing skillz. this is a really long asterisk
chuck: i don't know you'll just have to wait and see
chuck laughing
becky: what's so funny over there chuckles?
chuck: blog i'm reading
becky: *hysterical laughter*
(stage whispers: he doesn't read blogs)
becky: you are too much!
chuck walking dogs... bent over with leashes held between legs so that he can put on collars/harness.
becky: crotch leashes!
chuck: that's how i walk 'em. so i can wave to the neighbors. (stands up waves both hands)
becky: i've lost my funny this morning?
chuck: yeah.... we'll go find it later
chuck (reading food magazine): mmmm, crab cakes.
becky: i've got your crab cakes right here
chuck continues reading mag
becky: hey, look! crab cakes! here!
chuck (without looking): never refer to your vagina as seafood
if you don't watch lost you can stop reading. while watching lost. (late to the bandwagon? yes.)
becky: where's shannon?
chuck: boning sayid
becky: she's a girl.
chuck: oh.... (thinking...) sayid's boning shannon.
still watching lost*. while jack's getting married.
becky: 'you fixed me.' wait for it.....
jack: you fixed me
becky: (clapping) ladies an gentleman
chuck: that doesn't count.
becky: yes it does. and you know it.
fyi: i got "it's not your fault" as well. (black lady whose husband died to charlie after preggo was kidnapped)
*we have a thing where sometimes if we're bored with tv/movie we'll guess lines (it used to drive him crazy so i usually don't do it because i'm so frickin good). i had fallen asleep the night before and he had continued watching a whole 'nother ep (mean) "unaware" that i had fallen asleep (right). so! i was catching up and he had already seen it. so! i didn't feel bad using my awesome guessing skillz. this is a really long asterisk
this is, obvi, inspired by lilu, go check that shiz out.
18 comments:
I am going to pretend like it doesnt seem like you are just now w/1 season pending....starting to watch lost.
it may devestate me too much
bfs are great for helping you find the funny. whenever i'm running low i start quoting b.
"chuck (without looking): never refer to your vagina as seafood"
I will second that!
fizzi- i am sorry. i will try to do better next time.
lana- so true!
repli- it's sad that i've fallen into i've got your ______ right here... had to slip up sometime.
You and are I meant to be friends if you (a) watch Lost and (b) have enough emotion invested in the show to guess upcoming lines.
John Locke comes into the restaurant that I work at in San Francisco often; I plan on asking him at some point (when I can get over the fact that he is, indeed, John Locke) "How did you get off the island?!"
It's a dream of mine.
ps. hello! :) thanks for the comment!
I feel like less of a person for not watching lost. I have the intention of watching but everytime I tune in I feel like an intruder. I've missed too much of the characters lives already. They know I'm a fake. It's too late for me, but I'm glad everyone else can get enjoyment from it!
PS. Hi!
twoia- yayee! new friend! and also???? just starting lost! DID NOT KNOW HE GETS OFF ISLAND! OMG! i'm going to have to kill myself now. damn me and my not getting on the lost wagon!
dawn- aw, one of my bfs in elementary school was named dawn, aw. two words for you, dawn: net. flix. do it! and don't talk to twoia above because she'll RUIN EVERYTHING!
ps i'm just kidding, i obviously brought it on myself. everyone's allowed to talk about lost and how jl's off the island... gah!
this reminds me of the time that chuck said to my aunt, "we are catching up with 24 so we don't know what's happening." and she said, "oh did he make it out of the japanese prison?" and we were both like, "we JUST SAID!" and then we hated her. and then she got brain cancer and we forgave her because we're not assholes.
wow, this is the longest comment ever.
um, you might possibly have more ridiculous conversations than i do at home with the bf! and that is a good thing. :)
"Never refer to your vagina as seafood."
SUCH wisdom! hahahaha! You guys should double date or whatever the crazy kids are doing these days with Lilu and her man.
You guys are so funny! Shannon boning Sayid?LMAO
dg- i base my whole life around ridiculous
gabby- he's smaht. we should double date with YOU! (ok, everyone can come!)
andhari- she don't have a bone :)
thanks for the comment on my blog! You are just too funny for words! I cant wait to see what else you come up with!
Lol. Love it. I'm still not into Lost though. Just can't get into it.
P.S. Hello to you too!
This is the greatest blog since sliced bread.*
I'll never think of crab cakes in the same way again.
xo
*Gluten-free, natch.
They sure do keep life interesting, don't they? ;-)
Hi Becky. It seems like you have an interesting life. Nice to meet you.
a(dot)s- aw, thanks! i love your blog name. oh, owls, when will they ever stop being cute?
tg- wow. although, gluten-free bread? sucks! but i'll go ahead and absorb the compliment anyway (thanks!)
lilu- indubitably! what would we do without them?
ashley- nice to meet you as well :)
Yeah, Chuckles is right. You shouldn't refer to you vagina as any sort of seafood dish.
Desert, yes. Seafood, no.
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