this is what i did last weekend. why mess with a good thing? right? right. doggies, swimming, wine bottles, wine glasses, books, patio chairs? the answer to all your qwerschuns. it's like a million degrees here, ladies!
i've never bean* so into wine, i'm more of a vodka person and even that... mmmm, vodka and ice cream (it's called an occasional milkshake, jerks). now all of you wine drinkers think you're soooo great and grown up and sahfis but i'm all those things (now) too! lookie! i drink wine just like you! sister-in-law, i'm screaming at YOU!
toasted head. giggle, giggle. wine makes me even MORE giggly. is that even possible? you ask. why, yes, yes it indeed is entirely possible. probable, even really. which is why i thought this was THE MOST hilarious thing of all: boooooobs! boobs are giggle inducing. and they also hold wine glasses. evidence below:
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what are you doing this weekEnd? do you need to borrow a pair of extra boobie wine holders? i have several. they were on sale at brookstone.
i've never bean* so into wine, i'm more of a vodka person and even that... mmmm, vodka and ice cream (it's called an occasional milkshake, jerks). now all of you wine drinkers think you're soooo great and grown up and sahfis but i'm all those things (now) too! lookie! i drink wine just like you! sister-in-law, i'm screaming at YOU!
toasted head. giggle, giggle. wine makes me even MORE giggly. is that even possible? you ask. why, yes, yes it indeed is entirely possible. probable, even really. which is why i thought this was THE MOST hilarious thing of all: boooooobs! boobs are giggle inducing. and they also hold wine glasses. evidence below:what are you doing this weekEnd? do you need to borrow a pair of extra boobie wine holders? i have several. they were on sale at brookstone.
*hee hee
20 comments:
i heart you black box.
uh... "your" black box.
I've been into the wine already, too. ;) Happy weekend!
I love Robin Hobb.
OMG! I LOVE wine and I'm definitely not the classiest person! lol! A little wine in a plastic cup with some ice cubes. That screams class...
Oh I got big plans. I as well am going to go swimming. Also: Bloody Marys, other assorted beverages, packing and sleeping. And maybe food.
those are some of my favorite things. I have to get some work done this weekend but it will still include wine.
Boobie wine holders. Hmmm. Add to 'Try this weekend checklist'.
I had a beer koozie once with a particularly large pair of knockers on it...with tassels. But our dachshund bit one off and I couldn't very well carry around a handicapped koozie, now could I? Imagine the ridicule.
Vodka and ice cream milkshake? Damn i gotta give that one a try!
That is almost exactly how I intend to spend my weekend (but with red)
Mmmmm... Vodka milkshake... Gonna have to try that. Is 10:11 AM too early to start drinking?
oh god. wine sounds so fab. it is fucking roasting here, and i can't wait to find a way to CHILLLLLLLLLLL the weekend away!
enjoy yours! do it.
kat- for a moment there, i thought you were having an affair with the black box. :)
tIm- i love green beans. and robin hobb. and people who read her are pretty boss as well.
bs&bc- yeah ya are! and i'm telling my sister-in-law.
los- swimming is for the awesome. mmmm, food!
val- work? on the weekend? bleck.
owo- THAT is hilarious! love it. "stop chewing on that! what IS that? a tiny foam bewb. awesome."
and- they are the best things evahr!
repli- this is the summer weekend of choice!
br- NOT MILKSHAKES! yesss, loop hole!
dg- oh, i will. and you do the same. chilllaxxxe.
That sounds like a great weekend!
Hi :)
Thanks for a very fun blog post.
Love the Robin Hobb book
and the great writing which is still making me smile
:)
Be careful the FAA doesn't uncover your black box.
Love and best wishes from Northern Ontario
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xoxo
I'm on the g&t right now; that wine is evil...pure, unadulterated evil!
Uh, dude? You must have some killer cleeve to be able to support a wine glass with those things. Much respect to you, buxom bombshell! (Small boobed girlie here who's much envious of a rack that doubles as a handy glass holder).
Have a good weekend, lovely lady!
PS - word verif is 'bipshuff'. Don't know why I felt I had to tell you that, but there you go. Enjoy?
RKC- thank you! robin hobb's pretty badass. i'm always on the lookout for those guys.
mcjuice (oo, a nickname! it's not good but i'm still working on it)- is g&t some sort of foreign swimmy thing?
tgwtpt- well, it is pretty spectacular, if i don't say so myself. (i'm so modest) they do come in handy (sometimes). and thank you! have a faboo weekend, you!
Hahahaha amazing. I love that you have a label "boobies are useful." You are wise beyond your years, mama. Oh and I fully agree with you.
Look at you Becky! All grown up!!!
This weekend? This weekend I got hormonal and cried like a bitch. The joys of womanhood!
Is that toasted head any good?? I heard that it's quite tasty. You must fill me in. PS I am sooo envious of you! I wish I could be giggly in a pool right now with a glass of wine, ice cream, vodka, and my pup.
PS- Your dog is adorable too!!
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