i want to thank all of you who took the time to say nice things to me, about my aunt and my family. i really appreciate everyone's lovely buttressing (what? it's a word. i don't know about the ing part, but buttress is a honest to goodness word of note. of note!). it just had to come out of my head and get barfed all over you guys. and then i was in a funk. and then i cried in the shower.
and then it's almost independence day*.
which i don't know if you know, (i'm looking at you canada!) we take very seriously in 'merica. texas in partic. very, very seriously. so... i will be seriously taking this holiday seriously. and trying to restrain myself from my weekly american flag burni- iiii meeeeaan loving america. because yes we can! and yes we have health insur- iiii mean, we're working on it. we're making the change**
sooooo, i didn't do any gross pictures of worms per usual and there won't be any. you should check out this rectum though (wrecked em? damn near killed 'em). and i don't mean the entire blog,*** guys! i mean this post. about cute dogs. and babies and first words.
*oh, you don't have to work today? i do. so fuck you to hell. also! have a lovely day.
**not, you know, men-o-pause. but, you know, change to the horribleness that is this place here. we're very dramatic.
***silly me, i hadn't realized there was a new smuk post and i don't want you thinking i thought that smuk was a rectum. her name's like my name.
13 comments:
ahhh the beckys, i love it when you reference each other, it's like making beautiful music together in writing on my computer.
and stop looking at canada like that, i can feel your eyes boring into my country
AHHAA cute dogs and babies!! We're such a good team of Beckys, you reel them in and then I smack them in the eyes with anus.
High five!!
LOL happy independence day and just go crazy today, you!:)
You kill me, with all your crazy talks. I love it!
Independence Day? Isn't that like a really terrible mid-90s alien movie with Jeff Goldblum who should've been dead this week but actually wasn't?
I am an ignorant foreigner.
Have a great weekend!
Gal, you crazy! *L* Lovin' your blog and Happy 4th July, working or otherwise. Helen xx
Hey hey! I did my 40 hours of prisonwork lol.
Ohhh Becky...you are HILARIOUS. Don't cry in the shower!
I, for one, take Independence Day very.seriously. I celebrated by walking around town waving a flag and wearing a sandwich board extolling America's greatness. I also got wasted, but only on American beer. It was quite the spectacle.
Happy 4th!
Hope you had a great 4th of July weekend.
Ha! We have our own, thank you very much! July 1st is Canada day which means we get to get drunk and wave flags 3 whole days before you do! ;)
mizchi- beautiful, beautiful music. i will not! i'm keepin an eye on you!
smukers- yayee! high five, indeed!
andhari- crazee, crazee! woooo!
gabby- where's my sangria???!
pink teacup- did you know jeff's dating a TWENTY-ONE year old kid? and HE’S like FIVE million years old?
carol- i hope you did too!
helen- thank you, that makes me smile.
priscilla- oh, you! my situation is always much, much worse, obviously because i'm dramatic!
em- you are too much, thanks! yeah, i gotta stop.
jill- you're damn right! that's 'merica! dammit.
bs&bc- you too!
repli- i know, i know. you and your ca-raaazy "day" that just happens to be before ours. it's like you’re reverse copycating. stop reverse copycating us, canada!
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