"guest posting=good karma!" by lana banana (i bet she hates that, hee!)

in a world without becky, we will all cry. oh noes, don't cry because it's guest pee time! it's guest pee time, it's guest pee time! NOT where guests will be peeing on you! where guests are coming here to POST things. from their heads on my blog because they love me, they really love me (i assume)! i warned you it would happen.

as the grand finale, i give you lana the banana (and banana man approved) from maternal concealment of pretty sand. she's good at it, yo! i haven't seen any pearls over there since i've been snooping around. she has a baby (human) and a dog (canine) and a husband (human. i assume. i'm not making any judgements here). she's talking to her computer below but i feel we can take this in stride. at least she's not talking to aliens. she's bringing sexy back (yeah!).

now! as lana states below, have a splendtafic weekend and i will see you MONDEE! i missed you SO very, very much! we can have "you've been gone for a week and i realized how much you mean to me" sex. EVERYone's invited! (but not you. you? definitely!)

hi there, it's me lana. i usually hang out at my place, mother hides the pearls but today i'm over here at becky's spot doing a little housesitting while she's away. and by housesitting i mean breaking and entering.

that's right, for one day only i've left my fuss and my monster at home, packed up my decrepit excuse for a computer, and shipped out to eat some worms here at becky's. i don't think she'll mind too much if i raid her fridge, we go way back. all the way back to a shared fondness for the plasticy powdery smell of my little ponies.

so let's open up my bag of gimmicks and see what i've brought along for the day, shall we? first i have a special present for matilda and candi:

that's right pups, now you too can enjoy your very own doggie ice cream treat! doesn't it sound so yummy?!

'ahhmmmm' (throat clearing sound)

'what the heck was that??' (oh yeah, i also left my potty mouth at home too. i do have some manners).

'it's me, computie. i just wanted to interject for a moment, if i could.'

'uh, ok, sure....'

'well, are those frosty paws gluten free? because if not, maybe you should think twice about bringing them into this house.'

leave it to my stubborn know-it-all computer to ruin that surprise for me. well, what else have i got? ohhh, i did manage to find something else! i also brought a pair of these:


matching flag bikinis for pool fridays!! now the girls can enjoy their water activities in style. also makes for better greeting card photo ops.

'um, lana...'

'what now computie? i was really excited about the dog bikinis, please don't ruin that for me too!'

'well, you're a woman, right? and although i may be androgynous or hermaphroditic, whichever you prefer, i'm pretty sure that you should never, ever buy a bathing suit for a female as a gift. there can be all kinds of self esteem issues resulting from such a thing, and i don't think you want that on your conscience, now do you?'

ok, once again, outwitted by a computer. you know what computie, you could have mentioned all this a little sooner. like maybe oh about three weeks ago when i was shopping for all this stuff online.

whatever. i guess i'll just have to return those, or keep them to torture monster with someday. but now i feel like a horrible guest. i need to have something for becky to show my appreciation for her trusting me with her place while she's away. i know, i can give her my alien yoga tote bag!



i brought it to carry all the stuff i was going to steal from her jewlery box and wine collection, but i can just put all that crap in my backpack and throw computie out of the car on my way home.

thanks computie! i'm so glad you were here to help! and thank you, dear readers of the beckybecks, for humoring me in my meager attempts to keep you entertained in lieu of the spell-check master's absence. happy weekend!!