i'm leaving and you all can SUCK IT!

scratch that, i love you and i know we'll miss eachother terribly. terribly, terribly, teeeerribly! it will be so sad when i leave and am gone and you miss me so much.

BUT!

i am going to leave you with some awesome people to perform sexual favors entertain you until i come back. to not. entertain. you. you can't like them better than me! you still have to love me when i come back. without further aujou, i give you the chosen ones (in order of appearance):

misschief
lustyreader *
gabbyshewrote *
organic meatbag *
pilgrimcongress
mother hides the pearls

aren't they just the sexiest? they get a button as well! aren't you jealous? the button? mmmmm, buttons. you can have it too! just take it and say something like, "i love becky. in my pants."



<a href="http://www.mylittlebecky.com/"><img alt="mylittlebecky" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_fRZUuUypUjY/Smet6LLFENI/AAAAAAAAAeA/63JZGcU0Nfg/s288/button.JPG" /></a>

you there! want a button? just "steal" the html above and pasty it in your lil pagey-page! simple as pah-eye!

you wanna know how hard it was to do this button one bazillion times and then change something in there and say, "SHITE!" really loudly and then copy and paste it into a new post so many times that my copypaste finger was bleeding? not hard at all. it was easy, really. you want one? i love html. so much. and we're going to be best friends forever. and also ever.

i will be introducing them throughout the week and then they will write things in posts not unsimilar to this one right here. yes they will! and then THOSE loverly people will be answering your burning questions in the comment section because they're polite! it will be too much fun! yes it will!

finally, i'll come back and i'll say, "what have i DONE???" and read all your schnitz. and you'll tell me missed me so much that it might be better if we were "just friends" and i'll be sad and try to "salvage the relationship."

and then i'll cry. and then i'll say, "what we had was magic." and you'll say, "let's remember it that way. let's not try to force magic, becky." and i'll say, "IT WASN'T FORCED FOR ME!" and you'll say, "there, there." pat, pat. and then you'll have to wash your shirt because there's snot and tears on it. mostly snot.

*submission not received... *ahem!*

UPDATE! all submissions have been received. THANK YOU to my wonderful future guests. and to the fans. and to my mother and, of course, thank you to jesus. my lord. and also savior? and sometimes gay best friend. did i just out jesus? yes, yes i did.