"something about a sandwich" by meaty

in a world without becky, we will all cry. oh noes, don't cry because it's guest pee time! it's guest pee time, it's guest pee time! NOT where guests will be peeing on you! where guests are coming here to POST things. from their heads on my blog because they love me, they really love me (i assume)! i warned you it would happen.

billiam is a guy. he is the organic meatbag guy. additionally, he is the token guy poster that we needed to make our guesting delightfully guesty and ALSO! he's pretty coolio. ok, very coolio.

he has a cute beagle! he claims he has some sort of woman companion (if she exists, she's probably super cool as well). he wears a shirt that says balls on it, i'm just sayin. he claims it's "from a movie." he has consistently cracked me up.

and now, i give you... tha ballz:

Yeah, so my name is Billy, probably better known as Organic Meatbag. This is my home where I poop and type words up...
I may or may not look like this: I could also possibly look like this: But probably more accurately, I kinda look like this: I am assuming that I am probably the first person with a penis to ever guest post for mylittlebecky. This is a nice little honor for me, because it is actually my first guest post for anybody.

Many of you also read my blog, but it must be kind of weird for you to come here to Becky's blog only to find some other schmuck posting here. It's like, remember when once in a while, some of the characters from Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley would make appearances on each other's shows? And then you would be like "What the fuck is going on here? Am I dreaming this??". And then, you started wondering if The Fonz was going to bang Laverne? Or Shirley? Or BOTH???

Or maybe like the day you turned on The Dukes Of Hazzard expecting to enjoy a wild ride and hootenanny with Bo & Luke, but instead, it was their "cousins" Coy & Vance on the show, and you'd be like "Who the fuck are these two jokers?!": And then you would be really disappointed, right?

Or how about when you turned on Welcome Back Kotter for some hot Sweathog action, and you couldn't wait until Vinnie Barbarino said "Up your nose wit' a rubber hose!" but instead, John Travolta left the show to become a big movie star, so they had that generic ass blonde guy on the show trying to take his place, and you'd be like "Who the fuck is this clown?!":

Or when you would turn on Sanford and Son and it would be one of the episodes where Fred was "visiting relatives in St. Louis" , and instead, it was Grady staying with Lamont, and even though you like Grady, you really wanted to see Fred?:


Or how about when you would turn on the CBS Nightly News years ago, and you were ready to see Connie Chung? So you're sitting on your couch, and you're already starting to masturbate, and then you find out that that old fart David Brinkley is filling in for her, but you keep masturbating anyway, and then you feel really weird when you're done popping off because...you know...you masturbated to David Brinkley?

Well, hasn't that ever happened to any of you? Really? Uh....me neither... I'm just saying, I bet that's happened...

So, yeah... don't worry, Becky will be back... I've got to go now...I left something in my car...

*Vrooooooooom - screeching tires - faint trace of "See ya, suckers!!"*

5 songs of the day:
Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple
Moby Dick by Led Zeppelin
I Want You by KISS
Young Lust by Pink Floyd
and
Earache My Eye by Cheech and Chong