i'm back, bitches! and i scheduled a post that i did not ever finish... i have jet lag. there's a huge time difference between here and there! i had to sleep on a shitty queen bed! i was sleeping! i'm not a SUPERWOMAN! cut me some slack! for the lova! please to accept this naked picture of my HORRIFYING RASH!!!!
oh my gaaaaaosh! does anyone want to trade skin? the water there is very soft. it's cold, and i love that, but it's also slippery and slicky and makes me angry. and now i have a rash. and i am at LEAST seven times as sexy as without a rash. SEVEN times!!!
despite my diseases, we had a hella time (that's good). we got to see treeeeeees! texas has "trees" montana has motherfuckin TREES!
texas has "lakes," montana has motherfucking LAKES:
so purty. flathead is like liquid nitrogen cold. you jump in and have to catch your breath because it's like you're going to die!
i will let you guys know about everything that happened and if you want to come over to see our 612 (six HUNDRED and TWELVE???) fotos, we can do a patty and selma style slide show where you see (in living color) every single pine tree in the flathead area. and glacier park. and big mountain. SO fascinating!
also!!! thank you to all my peepees who helped me out while i was gone! i missed all my pals! (that sounds awkward) who wants to have "i've missed you so much because you've been gone for a week and i forgot how pretty your bewbs are" sex?
23 comments:
soooooo pretty! Im so jealous!
Hope your RockyMountainSpottedTickFever thingy clears up.
*singing* "Get well! Get well soon! We want you to get well!"
welcome back!
I'm more concerned about that carrot obscuring your netherlands. I thought;
Is it a carrot?
Is it a "V" for "Vageeeena"
Is it a penis?
I am confused. But pleased you saw trees.
velcome back!!!!
that rash sounds AWFUL!!!! BAH! wonder if aloe vera gel will help? aveeno? benadryl? anything? i sure hope so!
montana looks gorgeous, but don't tell my bf. he always wants to move to the fucking boonies and i don't. i could stand to VISIT, but move? methinks not.
Rashes suck.
Get some calamine lotion stat!
After ready about your physical maladies thanks to your vacation, kind of glad my vacay got canceled. But Montana sure does seem worth it... Never been. I should add it to my list.
Feel better soon!
i'm glad you had fun, those pics look amazing!
and you might have a rash but you also have one slamming hourglass figure according to that drawing :)
Welcome Home!!
My favorite parts of this post? The motherfucking trees and the motherfucking lakes!!
The view is gloriousss.... Try neosporin (from drugstore)for the rash helps to heal faster!
I feel ya grrrrllll about the rash thing! I live here AND I have really sensitive skin. I think it has something to do with the elevation and the dryness in the air. But . . . ya gotta love the view!!
Glad Montana treated you well . . . scratch that . . . Glad you got to enjoy Montana's views!!!!!
:-) Nik
huh huh i just realized i told you to "scratch that" in the last comment!
on second thought, DON'T! It only makes the skin thing worse . . .
hee
Welcome back! Sorry about your rash!
Beautiful pictures! (Saving the cartoon bewbs 'cause they're really not my bag.)
Enjoyed the guest posts...but glad you're back!
Welcome back!:) Enjoyed your guest posts too. The lake's looking pretty.
I am so glad you enjoyed our great state!!
Weird- I get monster nasty angry hives all over my body when I go there.
Perhaps we're both allergic to Montana?
Welcome back
fizzi- i know! it's gorgeous :)
laco- aawww, thanks lovely!
wonderful- why thank you! good to be back "here" but not so much the frickin texas heat (i know, you didn't ask)
veggie- ahem! THAT is my vulvar area! geeps.
dg- the sad thing is? i totally could live there... AND! my grandma said we could... AND! she's only there for like a month or two... AND! i'm socially retarded.
ashli- preach it!
br- yeah, it was pretty worth it and it made us super happy, giggly afterwards.
lana- why thank you for noticing.
ang- there's really no comparison between the things texas calls trees and lakes and the actual motherfucking trees and lakes.
lenore- thanks for the tip. ps i love your name.
nik- that's just mean, nik. mean, mean, mean. i do love those mountains.
bs&bc- thank you and thank you.
owo- yayee for awesome guest postness! and i will ignore that crack at my glorious and awe inspiring bewbage. sniff
and- i know! best lake ever.
nahp- me too! always do since the summer of 91(ish).
rep- seriously? that is the best thing ever! not for our skin, but it makes me feel less alone and freak-like. rash twins!
For some reason your post didn't show up on my google reader so I had no idea you were back. No idea. Do you know it feels to be left in the dark. It probably feels a little like your rash. Are you sure you didn't catch a Montana sort of STD? From a Grizzly maybe?
im tired and have nothing clever to say. you were missed. welcome back.
So.Jealous. And I missed you. Lets hug.
Glad your back and had a good time taking pictures of trees!
Welcome back! Your guest bloggers did quite a good job maintaining this while you were away. Kudos to them!
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