i don't know about you, but i have the issues. i have super annoying, mess up things, why even take her issues. but! luckily, chuckily DID take me along (and he even knows what happens! this has happened before. in his presence! he's a keeper). therefore! i did everything in my power to ensure my delightfullness:
this doesn't even take into account, my "travel bag," that includes (but not limited to): lysine, zyrtec, skin things, dog first-aid kit, dog medications (sometimes we share*). i am so NOT high maintenance. way to go becky. so that's all sorts of anti-migraine meds, anti-diarrheal, and sleepy medications. for the record, i only got a rash. and i may have had diarrhea a little. BUT i did not get a full-nblown migraine. until i got home. then i had three. every day. for three days.
i even wrote a partial post about migraines. when i have a migraine, i am very angry and i say motherfucker in a mean way and not a sarcastic or funny way. everything's a motherfucker. i titled my email to myself "fucking migraine post." and then the body of the email just says, "gonna do a fucking migraine post." and then i lost concentration and slammed the send button. if you've never had a migraine, go kiss your mother because she gave you some motherfucking nice, migraine-free genes.
kiss her.
diarrhea related side-bar: i maaay have tweeted this. but it was late at night. and i don't think anyone saw it. but i have a diarrhea question for you: does the "swimming activia" commercial imply that the "irregular" lady might diarrhea in the pool? or is that just me? additionally: she has like the longest neck ever!
in other becky news, it is my birthday THIS THURSDAY! birthday related tmit? who knows. it will be spectacular!
*just want to say one thing here: NEVER give your dog tylenol. NEVER. and if this causes one person to not give their dog tylenol and one dog doesn't die. this entire blog might mean something. *themoreyouknow rainbow*
i almost forgot! i did vacation becky math. i should be a math teacher. i'm just that good.
22 comments:
Ugh Migraines. My pill case consists of one hundred things that attempt to fix those. Suckyyy!
Happy Early Birthday!
wait wait wait. I did give my dog baby tylenoyl once on the vets orders when she had a flesh eating foot disease. or paw I guess.
are you sure those aren't horse diarreah pills? oh wait, you never had a horse either. damn it.
Well one must be prepared for all manner of nasty conditions when vacationing. If only there was a pill for neutralizing men in Speedos so your retinas don't sizzle and burn. I need THAT in my emergency bag.
i hope you take lots of pills on your bday so you don't poo too much or get a migrain!!
happy bday beckybecks!!!!
reading your blog post just now reminded me i had a dream last night we talked on the phone. weird. this moving stress is clearly making me crazy.
My friend lets his dog smoke a joint, really stupid decision EVER.
My happy box is full of Xanax... mostly because when you're a parent it's frowned upon to smoke the marijuana. Motherfucking society. (And that one was without a migraine.) ;)
P.S. - Sorry about your diarrhea.
I would kiss my mom for not giving me migraine genes but she instead gave me the overeating gene PLUS the thunder thigh gene...so I'm not kissing her. No way.
I get reeeal sick reaaal often too. 'Tis a bummer indeed.
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY, DEAR!!!!
vacation medication is very important!
:D
My mother gave me migraine genes. I feel your pain girl!!
Thanks for your sweet comments on my page!
Great blog! Really interesting...
xo
Anti-diarrhea pills, the gift that keeps on giving!
Happy birthday doll! *toasts in your honor* Here's to lots of birthday whackiness...not the "ewwwww, some weirdo homeless person showed me their wiener" whacky...but cool "I'm so drunk I think it's funny that homeless people want to show me their wiener" whacky. *=-)
oh, headaches and migraines are the WORST. sometimes i get excruciating headaches that can last up to 10 days. absolutely awful. i don't think they are migraines, per se, but they just make me want to be buried alive.
on a CHEERIER note, your birthday is coming! i hope you have farking radical plans, that you rack in the gifts, and that you live it up the whole year long! cheers, man!
Wow..that's alot of pills!
courtney- migraines should die a horrible fiery death.
bs&bc- early thank you!
nikki- yeah, some are ok with it... the dose is wonky and it just scares me. sure, bring THAT up! make me recall my horseless youth! mean.
veggie- ooo, we should invent that.
lana- you are so sweet, dear! fingers crossed for no migraines!
lusty- need a cheer you up call? i'll do it!
and- people, pfft.
owo- happy box makes me giggle. i'd rather have the d than a migraine.
erin- KISS HER!
hello- sucks and early thank you! (still funny)
me- indeed.
kw- ugh. damn genes. thanks!
ccbb- i'm weady for whacky! thanks lovely.
dg- we should burry THEM alive. bastards. and cheers! yayee!
ashli- why thank you so much for noticing. i do try.
Have a migraine-diarrhea-free birthday! Happy days. x
luckily ive only had 1 migraine my whole life~
i give my doggie doggie asperine that spose to taste like liver, but i have to wrap in cheese... shes old and her joints hurt her.
=(
That activia commercial has also made me wonder.... Is there a high instance of diarrhea related pool incidents?
Yeah, whenever I leave my house I have to bring my anti-crazy pills. Otherwise, I usually end up running topless through public fountains. That's the form my crazy takes.
haha...you are heeheelarious! Hope you have migraine-diarrhea-free birthday darling...
It never hurts to come prepared. :)
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