what's up chuck (part trois)

you can read MORE what's up chuck here (you know you want to).

chuck at the computer. becky "tickles" chuck's back with a pen...
chuck: oo, that feels nice, babe.
becky: i know, i'm too nice to you.
chuck: we should bring the pen to bed
becky: (blink)
chuck: take out the pen parts
becky: (starts laughing)
chuck: i want a pen rub!
becky: (more laughing)

later that night while in bed...
chuck: oo! can i get the pen?
becky: sure
chuck: i can't find a pen. (rummages in the dark) can't find one anywhere.
becky: there's like a million!
chuck: (rummaging, rummaging) how 'bout a pencil?
becky: i guuuueeess
boyfriend tip: use a pen. pencil=too much eraser drag. or lead* poisoning.
*we like to use the real, hardcore pencils. we're not pansies.

favorite chuckles food related quote
chuck: why'd you make this so hot?

second favorite egg related quote:
chuck: is there cheese in this?
becky: is there ever NOT CHEESE IN THERE? DO YOU WANT CHEESE? WHY WOULD I NOT PUT CHEESE IN THERE?*
*i'm pleasant in the morning

another chory,* we went to "movie night" with work friends of chuck's. summary of the night: it's a good thing i don't "mobile tweet" because i would have tweeted, "i just peed on my hand." classy. anywho, as the only group containing a man at the end of the night, we were nominated to take "the belligerent drunk" home.
chuck: blake, get up
tbd: ugh
chuck: i'm going to carry you.
tbd: uuuung
chuck: you remember in super bad when they're running along and he's carrying evan?.... that was funny. -BLAKE!
*chuck + story = chory! (obv, geeez)

while spending high quality beckychucky time after a long day of work. chuck reading and becky internetting (role reversal, much?)
chuck: do people even eat sturgeon?
becky: i don't know!
chuck: ask the magic box. aaask it. (points to laptop)

while becky's on the laptop looking at porn blogs.
becky: she has instructions how to follow her? weird. (to self, outloud)
chuck: follow her where?
becky: it's just a blog thing.
chuck: i'll never understand.

while sitting on the couch
chuck: pants* just farted. out of her mouth.
*pants is the dog.

i also enjoy embarrassing moments. for evidence, i give you freshmen year; i was walking with my friend to class. we were parting at lie-berry, talking about, oh, ya know, nothing. i decided to say, "i'll see you in hell!" really loudly in parting and walked away. she later told me she just stood there while people ogled and then she put a book up to her face and speed walked to class.

my most favoritest person to embarrass is my lovely chuck. last week at the grocery an old lady would not stop staring at the cat scratch on my wrist.
becky: suicide attempt*
nosey old lady: (looks at the two scratches that are wiggly and not quite on the mark)
becky: i was really drunk (smiles blandly)
chuck: (turning red, trying not to laugh)
nol: (turns to face the front of the line, for ONCE!)
*i know, i know. how not cool to make jokes about serious things. she was VERY NOSEY!