who wants a re-cap? too bad suckers

a whole week to deal with? 612 pictures (including a few videos)? searing rash and gluten resulting ickiness PLUS migraine PLUS gluten drunkness? how could we go wrong? we cannot. that's fer goddamn sure. (veggie's got me on a goddamn rampage! not like a "rampage." a GODDAM rampage. goddamn being the operative word.)

i'll do a loose re-cap. none a this monday-tuesday biz. that's not how i rollio. so! firstly, we went out to a hopping new bar when we arrived. with the grams. she had some beers. i had no beers and made this frowny face thing. sniff. chuck had beers as well. and so did the entire table next to us. in fact, i think everyone but me and the 89 year old guy on release from the hospital had beers. and then i cried. first night, check!

THEN we had to go shopping. at the supermarket! in montana! oooooo. no pictures. sorry. we had to go shopping because i'm the most difficult person in the world. for reals. next trip i'm taking noodle bowls and chex cereals. and everyone can SUCK IT!

then, on monday (sorry), we went to glacier park. where a stinkin bug smashed himself on my window

that bug gave it's life to ruin my picture (moment of angry silence)

glacier park is bahyooteefull. there's a scary road you drive to get to the top and then the top is covered in a cloud. maybe that was just us. but that fucking cloud is a fucking bastard. ok, so trees, trees, views, small animals, larger animals, clouds, pictures of me in front of previous. radical.

next (probably) we went on a boat with steeeeve and the house keeper. i'll just let you read my drunk post. should i let you in on my derunk pst? well, why the hell not? does this sound contrived? it wasn't. i was TRYING TO BE fUNNY. oh. wait. it doesn't count as contrived if you're too drunk to understand the meaning of contrived. and using a cell phone. they're tricky. (loophole!)

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homemade drink watermelon dagw===w1q and that's it/

it's pretty great, right? i don't think steve is gay but he DID almost go overboard. i'm impressed i remembered to use chuck's name (chuck).

finally (pretty sure on this one. that's like four days, right?). we went up a mountain. ok, we went up two mountains but one had a chairlift and one was after a day trying to fix the damn car. fuckin cars. you can guess which one this is. hint: chairlift.

and then our plane landed at 10thirty. then chuck said, "you wanna go out for drinks with work friends?" and i said (still on a vacation high), "sure!" and then we got home at midnight. and then chuck was like, "maybe we shouldn't go out...." and then i was like, *hopeful intake of breath.* and then he was like, "i guess we better." *disappointed exhale* because his friend's moving somewhere that's not here (luckeee!). and then we went out and had NO FUN! because everyone was going home. and then we went home at 3am and i died onto my bed.

and that's the time. we went to the state that hates my skin. and has mountains. and also lakes. and some trees.