what was i talking about? right, jillee of the pilgrim congress asked me to make out with her. or something. i think she said make out. mabes she said, "guest post." i feel that's the same thing. with more or less tongue. you decide.
and in her honor (i got on her, did you?) i am showing you my celeb look-a-likes because jill did hers and yeah... confession time: i used to do these things aaall the time. and she made me remember. the obsession continues. what better time to share this tmi than tmit? there is no better time, becky. there is no better time.
in real life? i get lauren "how can you not see my nipples in this picture?" graham (loreli from *hangs head in associated shame* gilmore girls) and stephanie "worst name ever" courtney (flo from the progressive commercial). i tried to do one of those "what will our baby look like" things to see if it produced me and it just looked like micheal jackson (we're still allowed to joke about mj, right? too soon? too dead?). oh and also my grandmother thinks i look like brooke "i have gross eyelashes" shields. go figure. she also thinks, "i would be so pretty if i lost 15 pounds." my grandmother, not brooke shields. i hope brooke shields is actually nice in real life even if she DOES have gross eyelashes. *shudder*
without further ajou, i give you what becky does when she's home alone and bored if there are no blogs to read and sometimes even if there are because narcissism if fun! for the WHOLE family! ps this is what my mom gets for telling me i'm the most cutest girl in the world, except my mother wouldn't say that because she has a PhD in library science. show-off.
in conclusion, go see jillee tomorrow! she's hot and also, she asked me to guest post! ME!!!?! can you even believe it? oh and ps: don't go there if you don't want to know some prime-time tmi material. PRIME TIME!
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every time i see a progressive commercial i think of you. if i watched gilmore girls (which i definitely. do. NOT.) i would think about you then too, not in a starbux bryan creepy way. but i obvi do not watch gilmore girls. even though i own the first season DVDs and know exactly where they are, next to my Dawson's Creek collection on the shelf...
I definitely see the lauren graham one. too funny. I love how the tilting of the head changes the group completely. I'm doin' it right now.
The time I did this celebrity look a like thing you know who it said my top match was? OWEN. FUCKING. WILSON. Yes really. Despite my distinct lack of huge conk or blonde Beatle haircut. OR PENIS. WTF? I was insulted. It also gave me Meg Ryan. Which is funny because my mom says when I was six or so I looked exactly like a tiny junior meg ryan. But now? NOT EVEN REMOTELY.
I'm sorry, what were you saying again?
Also, "early edition"? You don't get much earlier than WEDNESDAY for a Thursday post, no?
Wow! I've never had so much fun with my face!! Thanks for introducing me to what will probably take up a large portion of my afternoon tomorrow.
I'm almost SO thankful, I might forget that I read you're ashamed of Gilmore Girls...
I think it's quite funny that when you pursed your lips and squinted your eyes like you'd been smoking hasheesh for days that it compared you to 40-60's starlets. *=-P
Lol Lauren Graham, I can see the resemblance.
And seriously, Gilmore Girls is AWESOMEE. No need to be ashamed! Oh LOGAN :)
That last one is SASSY.
You remind me of someone I know, but I can't put my finger on it.
My mom ruined me by telling me I was the prettiest girl in the world everyday until I was 7 and my sister was born.
Then she would only tell me that when my sister was asleep...
But it still gave me a huge ego and it took me forever to realize that she was patronizing me.
*snarf*
I think you look like Loreli from Gilmore Girls too! But she's beautiful so that's a compliment! I love how you change your facial expression and your celebrities change - too funny!
I totally want to do this but I'm too lazy to sign up. So sad.
lust- aaaaw, now my cockles are all warmed and stuff.
nik- SO fun! i wanna see!
veg- THOSE BASTARDS! you CLEARLY are sans penis. and conk. well, mabes like a cute conk but certainly not ow material! surely not! ps you shut your mouth when you're talking to me about wednesday!
ash- you are welcome! and we can still be friends even though your taste in tv... varies... from mine. *ahem*
ccbb- dude! where've you been??? i know they have very scrunchy faces apparently.
and- um, yes... logan's... dreamy? i'm going with dreamy here.
owo- oh so very sassy. i've been working on my sassitude.
erin- put you finger on THIS! hee, hee, hee. sisters, pfft. ps my mom AND my aunt once told me i was prettier than my sister. true story. she's younger and a WHORE!
hc- why thank you *blush*
ll- i didn't think you had to... hmmm. it's worth it!
My little becky, I need a hug.
I tried this look alike thing because everyone you got was really pretty and I can see the resemblance and I was all YAY! FUN! so I tried it, and I got 8 Japanese people I've never heard of, which is fine, except that three of them were men. Then I tried it again with a smiling photo and got 7 Japanese women and only 1 man this time, so that's good. And then I tried it again, and i got Gary Sinese and Kyle MacLaughlin.
Sad face.
But now I have something to blog about. So thank you.
lol. I'm too scared... my mom used to say "well, at least you got the brains"... and I'm an only fricking child!
OMG, you do look like Brooke Shields! That last one just proves it! At least 76% of her! Ahmazing! :)
Oh and that 2nd photo made me laugh. I love it. Now I want to take a silly picture and see who I look like... Putting it on my to do list now.
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Maybe I should do this since you and my wife did?
You'e like realllllyyyy pretty. I'd hate you if I didnt like you.
Haha, Kirsten Dunst is funny looking, I don't see how she's a match for you.
P.S. I'm giving you an award, go read my latest post to see what it is!
I'm commenting back here because my comment isn't relevant to anything at all, but I'm looking at your reading list, and have you read Oryx and Crake? Handmaid's Tale is my favorite, and Oryx and Crake, also by Margaret Atwood, is her only other book (I think) that is similarly kind of sci-fi/what the hell kind of genre is it anyway?
Ok, that's all. I got a little excited. I love The Giver too.
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