kissy face?

i've bean* practicing. my fishy kissy face. there were some failures. because this is what happens when you see your sister throwing up deuces and making a face. a kissy face. like a goobery whore. and you burst out laughing. and think: maybe i should do that? is that what the cool kids are doing? i'm cool? should i try doing that? nooooo.

and then later somebody had cocktails and this was said: well, what the hell?

that's what happened and that's my story and you can just put that in your pipe and suck it! i mean, SMOKE IT! some of them were failures. some of them were clear winners. clear. winners. as you can tell.



my sister is doing this on facebook. gangsta. i think this is how we do:

can you even imagine the amount of praying to jesus it took for me not to laugh while taking this picture? can you see it in my eyebrows? it's there. it's there.