here's the game. one of these things, my father killed and also ate. can you guess which one it is? is it the light made of antlers?
is it the merry-go-round horse my grandpa used to let us sit on while my grandmother yelled at us?
is it this mystery fur hanging on the railing?
is it the huge freaking rack on the fireplace
or is it the cute little fellow? global warming's harming polar bears? no, becky's father is killing them.
also chuck peed off the edge of the boat (and i peed in the woods, like a bear. and i didn't get any on my pants.) finally, chuck's ballz got squozed by the chairlift. i have photographic evidence of both. fingers crossed that nobody has any of my peepee. i'm looking at YOU creepy housekeeper!
further photographic evidence that my dog is adorable:
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Your Dad looks a little uptight. Duh! The antler lamp is cool.
The dog seems to be having the most fun.
Hmmm....I'm gonna go with the antler light. Mostly because I like it and I want it for myself, but also because it's creative. And you're sort of creative. You must have gotten it from somewhere.
Nice rack.
I think antlers say just the right amount of classy without being ostentatious. A+ decorating.
that's so awesome with the antler chandelier! kudos to whoever made that!!
my aunt and uncle are HUGE hunters... ok so well my whole family is... but one aunt and uncle in particular in thier den they have a solid rock wall where the fire place is and all over it is TONS of antlers from the deer they've killed and we've eaten over the years.
I want that powah beah!!!
I think it's the huge rack above the fireplace. If I ever own a cabin I'm going to allow my husband to put boobs above the fireplace so when people ask what it is he can say "oh that? that's my huge rack!"
I was a little scared that when I clicked on the carousel horse it would turn out to be a REAL LIVE DEAD HORSE PONY THAT YOUR DAD KILLED AND ATE THE INSIDES OF AND STUFFED THE REST. But it was not, so I breathed a sigh of relief.
I got nothin'.
I'd bet on the mystery fur hanging on the railing? o_O
I'm already a little scared of your dad. Is he like John Goodman in "The Big Lebowski" where he pulls out his gun every five seconds and turns red? :)
You peed like a bear. This is another reason why I adore you.
thank you for the photographic evidence, i would appreciate more to further my investigation on doggie cuteness. this is an area where there can never be too much evidence, in the name of research i need to see more candi, pants, etc.
i am wondering if your dad is as weird as mine. DOUBTFUL.
tpt- yeah, she pretty much has fun 24 hours a day.
owo- why, thank you. did you say anything else?
kurt- yesssss! my grandmother is quite the decorator.
blaez- mmmm, deeeeeer
lilu- isn't he just? i would have stoled him but i think that would have put me over the 50lbs.
nikki- you are correct! and that's a great plan!
oh, me- that is scary. good thing he didn't do that. poor wittle horwsey.
veggie- sorta but with much less talking. and more cannons. and much, much less talking.
gabs- aaaaaw, i adore YOU!
lustee- you are welcome! and also? candi pants, mmmmmmm. panty. and sticky. yeah, mostly sticky.
dg- my dad would totally kick the ass in the weird dad contest. just take a gander at me!
Um, I want to say polar bear.
nooo, not the polar bearrr. I loveeee polar bears. I secretly am one too, considering I'm sleepy after I eat all the time.
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