what's up chuck? part whatever is next (quatre*)

my chuck is ridiculous, don't believe me? here's what he said. you can check out past what's up chuck riiiiight, here.

watching watchmen (the movie). chuck not really watching.

becky: hitler was a vegetarian?
chuck: (engrossed in computer tinkering, looks up) hitler was a vegetarian?
becky: i don't know.
chuck: that would be sweet. because then the next time i talk to one i can tell them.

now it's the end of watchmen. computer tinkering on a break.

c: so, what are all these guys powers?
b: too late, babe.
c: (chuckles)o-o-okay

cooking in the kitchen while watching tv commercials. chuck trying to goad me. pfft

b: can we please get rid of this guy? (singing credit report guy)
c: noooo
b: some of his facial expressions make me want to punch him in his facial expressions
c: naw, i think he's wonderful

i was over at mjenks who was talking about a teacher who was named by her boobage and that's why this happened.

b: what did you call that teacher? the one with the boobs? torpedo...?
c: oh, shoe tits!
b: that's funny (giggles lightly) i-
c: she was a nice lady. leave her alone (in a holier-than-thou voice)
b: (histerical laughter)I'M NOT THE ONE! (gasp) WHO CALLED HER SHOE TITS!

on a saturday morning

c: (makes mouth farting noise) 'scuse me! (mouth farting noise again)
b: you're ridiculous!
c: i know... i am. (yawns loudly)

after NOT having hot tub sex. but let's think about NOT hot tub sex logistics before reading. got it? ok, begin.

b: do you think birds are eating your semen because they think it's seeds? or maybe ants need the protein.
c: (without pausing) no, i think bees are making honey out of it.

(i just hope there's not like a streak down the side or something.)

watching tee vee

b: giggles
c: don't laugh (pause) at unfunny stuff.
b: more giggles

in bed (chuck's bean* working out. he wanted me to let you know.)

c: will you rub my arm fold?
b: (knows what he means) what does that mean?
c: my inside elbow?
b: (giggles)

*more giggles

commercial for female "enhancement" comes on

chuck: are you gonna get that?
becky: n-
chuck: you could get a bigger vagina!
becky: (giggles)

becky is dieing of allergies.

c: maybe you're sick
b: dnooo it's allergies!
c: you think it's your period? your period's coming on?
b: duck! dno (that's allergies for i sound like a ra-tard)
c: oo! hot flashes!* maybe it's menopause.

*there were no hot flashes. in fact, i was huddled on the couch, covered in tissues. sexy

i put my keys in the fridge so i would remember something in the morning.

c: why are your keys in the fridge?
b: so i won't forget the jerky
c: your keys are gonna be too cold to start your car in the morning!

talking about becky reading wicked.

c: oh! i wanted to read that! everyone was talking about it.
b: really?
c: well, i liked the movie.
b: there's a movie? or the broadway show?
c: it's based off the wizard of oz, right?
b: yeah, she's the ww of the w! my friend dharma, LOVED the show!
c: i think barbara, my stepmom, was talking about it.
b: chuck, i know who your stepmom is-
c: yeah, and i know who dharma is.

title asterisk=can't. stop. because of "part duh." damn french.

this is, obvi, inspired by lilu, go check that shiz out.