what? you weren't imagining a TENNIS BALL? you're gross. yooooou're gross.
Tuesday, October 27
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a little dinner conversation
- mylittlebecky
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- becky is an interesting fellow. she has loved funny all her life. striving to see a smile. this all began because her father does not show emotion and her mother shows a wee tid too much.
mother: "oh my goooosh becky! this is the BEST meal i've ever had in my ENTIRE LIFE. you are awesome!"
father: "98? where's the other two points?" (unedited, direct, unabridged quote)
compensating for something? probably. awesomeness, obviously, resulted. complete total, utter, breathtaking, awe-inspiring, beckiness. did you just? make up... words? well, only one word. and, you have to admit, it's pretty great.
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10 comments:
oh gosh darn...you got me there.
How am I the first to comment lately? yay me!
You lil trickster you!
So your title made me think of a friend of mine (that's what she said!) whose Halloween costume this year is her walking around with a foot in her mouth and a t-shirt that says things like "when are you due??"
"I wouldn't have to fake it if you were bigger!" "I didn't know you were a woman!" "Your how old? Wow you look much older than that!"
and so forth and so on.
That is all. *=-)
you said ballz
ok, i'm not even gonna mention the fact that i thought this was a post about you and chuck's smexy-time.... one question though... what in the WORLD is going on with that dog's tongue!?
nik- first commenter gets a hug!
ccbb- that is a freakin good idea!
chiefy- i totally did
bb- THAT'S THE BEST PART! she's like dying and panting at the same time and her tongue is obviously trying to escape. basically, it's your typical pant/carry move that the pros use on the ballz.
I think you did this strictly for the creepy google searches that will result in a landing on this page! Ewwww :P
I'm pretty sure that even if I were that flexible, I wouldn't put one of my own tennis balls in my mouth, no matter what I thought it would be like.
LoL. Some people need to keep their minds out of the gutter! Hahahaha.
Awwwww. cute doglet!
What a cute pic!and why are balls so funny? I was cracking up all day when my co-workers were talking about golf and their ball speed. awesome!
Oh come on. I'm ALWAYS in the gutter.
Twss.
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