ok. so we've had other flashbacks and they're always about becky. becky, becky, becky! gah! who cares about becky when there are pictures of PUPPIES??? NOBODY AT ALL!
this is "matilda" aka pants! the wonder dog! when she was a fetus. if you had xray vision you could totally see her in this picture but you don't. because you're lame. lame-o. or wait, this is just a picture of a pregnant dog not an actual pregnant dog so really, all you'd see would be the inside of your computer and also i don't think that's not good for computers because they totally said something about radiation being bad for computers or something that one time.
this next one features pants (! the wonder dog) post fetus. she's totally eating some chow. and snuggling. she's still good at both.
this is pant's litter of puppies and the litter of kittens i was raising at the time. that's some pussy on puppy action if i ever saw any. woo!
finally we have the puppies a little older chewing on ropes.
and there you have it! no pictures of becky and lots of pictures of puppies! yaaaaaaaaaayeee! wow. this ending kind of fizzled. i got nothing good to end this... with... perhaps a preposition? check! you know what? how bout yous just check out this? you can make tooting noises with me! funsies!
i almost forgot! SIDE NOTE! after all my anti-being weird about food (i'm fine with food. i love food. we're getting married) .... i have a problem. ok. it's a weird problem about me. and my weirdness and i need YOU in your youness to help me, in my weirdness. (i did already ask this on the twitter, so feel free to ignore it if you've already ignored it on twitter and or you already helped and or you don't really like me that way)
i almost forgot! SIDE NOTE! after all my anti-being weird about food (i'm fine with food. i love food. we're getting married) .... i have a problem. ok. it's a weird problem about me. and my weirdness and i need YOU in your youness to help me, in my weirdness. (i did already ask this on the twitter, so feel free to ignore it if you've already ignored it on twitter and or you already helped and or you don't really like me that way)
given my allergies, is it weirder for me to bring food to a dinner thing or not eat at a dinner thing? (eat beforehand) lay it on me. i figure at like a cocktail, snacky gathering i can continue to just have drinks. that's what i usually do. part two: what do you think about the current state of affairs that i'm doing to.. my... affairs? (to clarify: the sentence before that sentence about what i usually do at COCKtail parties).
ps i got really, really, reallyreally sick after a dinner party recently. the hostess even went out and bought a gf mix just for me [insert searing embarrassment and horror and feeling like i'm a horrible, horrible person who is weird and has to have people go out of their way for me. ugh]. i tried to call her beforehand so that i could bring a beefed up side dish, etc. but she ended up talking to chuck and we all know how uninterested in details chuck is (very).* soooo i ended up bringing the salad, and ate the meal and the gf cornbread. i ate everything. and i got sick even with her trying. FUCK! he also did the whole no teflon pan thing. [more searing embarrassment].
*i told him my plan was to ask if we could bring a side dish. he apparently asked if she wanted us to bring potatoes. well... jesus, chuck! what if she's not cooking something that would go with potatoes? what then? jesus. so yeah, when we got there? potatoes. i really hope she didn't feel obligated.


20 comments:
Yeah I'd just bring stuff if I were you. At least that way it's like you're contributing, rather than being a 'feel sorry for me' whiner or a snob
why is that dog italian?
Bring food. You shouldn't have to suffer. Also, I heart the puppies and kitties picture with them cohabitating. I would have died from cuteness overload.
chiefy- thanks for your help! and the dog's italian because... well it's an inside (my head) joke, suffice it to say his owner might be italian and, um he might be named after one of the mario brothers. it cracks me up.
hc- i know! the cuteness! eee!
Yeah, why not bring the food? It's not any kind of extra imposition on the hostess, so no big deal!
I'm an asshole around the holidays, because I don't eat meat, I hate stuffing, everything's buttery and topped with marshmallows, gross. So I either fast completely and just drink, or I bring a salad. Nobody asks me about it though, because I'm a little scary. Yay!
oh and also thanks for the help, hc! where are my manners?
smuk- you snuck in there. sneaky. i keep finding more and more people who do that! makes the cockles of my heart ... um... cockley? anywho, thank you for your support! i will work on being more scary! and not being scared of SOMEbody's step-mother. eep.
OMG! I want one of those puppies....sssoooo cute!
I would call up and offer to bring something that you're willing to share with others, explaining that you have allergies.
Plus, PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Cute lil pussy and pups! I didn't know you raised Matilda from scratch!?
What's with the teflon? I need to google.
What adorable pups and kittens.
I had an aunt that would always bring her own food to family gatherings. My mom was the only one that would comment on it because she was a bitch like that (still is). We ignored her.
Bring your own food and drink plenty of their beer/booze/wine...
Um, Beckeeeeeeeeee, my ovaries just exploded from all the cuteness. You should warn people about the possibility of exploding ovaries. Just a suggestion.
I loved the pictures!! puppies are so super adorable!!
wowwiee!! they are soo cute!!
Very cute, Beck. Especially with the kitties!
I vote for bring your own stuff. Easier for everyone I would think. If for some reason you can't bring something, eat before hand.
Food allergies. Ugh. You poor thing.
I'd say totally bring food. Why the hell not? Better than pukeshitty for hours afterward. Dinner parties shouldn't be PAINFUL!
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I would bring food... I meant to answer you this the other day when I saw it go across my twitter screen, but I don't think I ever did. I don't think anyone will judge you if you tell them the truth about allergies and what not... Im a picky eater so usually bring crackers in my purse everywhere... and Im not afraid to use them!
bring food girl!! no biggie. not rude or weird at all. then its guarenteed deliciousness. you can even find gluten beer these days! but then you have to guard it cause someone else might drink it by accident and you'd be stuck with their natty ice. ewww.
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