i found this brilliant idea on swistle's site... it's brilliant. now you can see if i use capitals in REAL life. eeeee! so exciting. and also. don't make fun of my handwriting. mrs. goode did and now she may be dead. because of me. or maybe she's still alive and making small girls cry to this day. what. a. bitch.
any current students of mrs. goode, feel free to contact me and we'll chat. about how much she sucks and also about lip gloss because i hear that's what the kids are talking about these days. those kids.
and that's the time, you found out. becky has ugly handwriting. and also you figured out that you can't even read it most of the time. and you also learned that mrs goode is a mean, mean, meanie head. and learning? it's good.
ps if you want to handwrite something i will link you and then we'll make out.
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that bitch mrs. goode... she should be stabbed in the ear. also, maybe i will handwrite something, but aren't we suppose to make out anyway??
this was fun to read, cute idea! and that no good mrs. goode can go suck a quill full of ink and choke for all i care.
this post was hilarious and really made my day. thanks!
ps: i don't think i like mrs. goode.
Can I be linked with no kissy kissy? My breath stinks, I'm sure.
I had an evil teacher too...mrs. bingham and she didn't like the way I held my pencil...and then mrs. i can't remember her name said "who cares how you hold your pencil" and then we made out. okay we didn't make out, but I held my pencil how I wanted and the world was a better place.
"e stands for eeeevile" so perfect!
i worked a greek restaurant during college and was the only non greek there. i was studying flip cards in the back which i had written on in cursive one night and they all thought it was a Secret Coded Language since apparently greek people don't have cursive? they were in awe of me. it was pretty awesome. i tried to explain cursive to them but they could not see the letters within the loops. it IS tricky!
This is awesome. Only not because mine might be worse.
I may have to do one of these posts now.
Oh.. Mrs Williams my 6th great art teacher asked me once to draw a picture of what Thanksgiving meant to me. I drew a pic of my family playing football, and she said it looked like a turd. I never forgot that.That bitch.
What a whore. Mrs. Badde, not you. Maybe I'll do this handwritten post thing. But not if I write it and I don't like my handwriting because eff that nonsense.
Hahaha! I think my handwriting is WAY worse, homey.
Yes! I called you homey.
I am totally going to do this later today. Just to prove it. I always wanted beautiful, expressive handwriting but I write like a nine year old who's been at his father's gin cabinet.
P.S. Mrs. Goode is a whore.
*gasp* I want a gin cabinet! life goal realized.
I clicked on Veg's link and look I found you! I am inwardly rejoicing because 1) you're pretty funny and 2) I generally like funny. And um I kind of live for sarcasm so you win. At this blog and at life. I think I'll stick around.
"if you want to handwrite something i will link you and then we'll make out."- Seriously? I'm in for virtual make-out sessions.
Eff Mrs. Goode and the cursive she rode in on. I hate petty tyrants.
I'm a teacher, and your handwriting is NOT that bad. Seriously, I've seen soo soooo much worse! The fact that I can even read your handwriting is a testimont to this fact!
jesus christ, ya'll! i've done this like nine million times...
bb- i know, right??? you should do it. right now. do it. do it. and *wiggles eyebrows* i have the time if you have the place!
lana- damn straight. thanks, dear.
lisa- good instincts :)
erin- yeah, i guess... you don't know what you're miiiiiising!
nik- frickin mrs. bingham! damn her! thank goodness for mrs. icrhn! i think making out with teachers is "frowned upon." just sayin.
lusty- that is hilarious. i find myself in awe of you a lot.
cj- YOU SHOULD! what the heck is up with bitter teachers? there needs to be a bitter eval every year.
jag- i know! this is like the millionth try. and then i typed it and then i left it at home and then i did it again at work. it was exhausting!
veg- yours is cute, homes. and you know it. mine is spastic. and inconsistent. and embarrasses it's mother.
nik- um, what? am i missing something?
lola- yayee, make out! and thank you, you're too kind :)
la- she was certainly a jerkface.
hc- aw, thanks! i try for legible but sometimes i wonder :)
ps: please tell me if you guys do this! i wanna see! i wanna see!
A teacher telling a student they have the worst handwriting in 20 years is NOT OK! That is terrible.
I think you have beautiful handwriting--both the cyber and the real kind. Hee!
:-) Nik
Ah damnit, I wanted to make the Mrs.Baade joke.
Anyway Mrs.Goode is stupid.
I hate writing in cursive. Proper cursive just looks boring, so my cursive is some sort of weird amalgam of cursive and printing. I think it's kind of funny when I have to sign and print my name on something, because they end up looking nearly the same.
that whoreface! (mrs goode, obvs.)
i did a handwriting post too, except it has no interesting little anecdotes. fun..?
I actually really like your handwriting. It has character.
This might be a dumb question, but did you take a picture of what you wrote or scan it?
LOL maybe I should scan my handwriting too and show you my kind of disaster :p
Ok, I'll play: http://girlyadventure.blogspot.com/2009/11/handwriting-postwhat-does-smell-of.html
P.S. Your handwriting is not ugly at all. In fact, your handwriting strikes me as being very friendly and chipper ;) It reminds me of the handwriting of my long time pen pal, actually.
Ooo oo oo, me too!
http://rebeccaweimer.blogspot.com/2009/11/i-recently-saw-this-on-mylittlebecky.html
I'm glad to be part of the Becky Club!!!
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