i do stuff. with my mouth part. ON VIDEO! (tmit)

so for today's tee mit, i'm doing something that i'm sure is tmi because this is what we all did when we were in elementary school. "weird stuff that i can do with my body" is how this whole post came about. i was talking to becky of the becky club and of the steam me up, kid blog that you may have read and laughed with until you tooted. now, i know you'd been holding that toot in for 20 minutes and it was right there, at the entrance but still, smuk will pop that toot right out of your b hole. the things that woman can do with her ... words.

first of all, i will give you a pictionarial taste of the goodness that may or may not be contained in the videos following. for your viewing pleasure, this is your classic tongue-lip combo lips, posing as lip-lip lips:

now i know you might be able to see what looks like a pair of lips. if, my dear students, you will observe a little closer, you might notice that IN FACT the top "lip" is not a lip at all! it is, IN FACT the subject's tongue. how can this be done, you ask? what abomination of nature is this? have you really kissed people with that fake set of lips? yes and his name was chuck. he pretended not to like it but though his mouth was saying yes, his body was saying no... wait, scratch that, reverse it. whatever, he was totally into it. he said it was "sexy." he kinda said it in his sarcasm voice but really, how can he resist my tongue-lip lips? he can't.

as for your other questions, the secret ingredient to the tongue-lip lips is this: take your BOTTOM lip and turn it inside out! hoooooold it. take your tongue and INSERT IT out of your mouth on top of your BOTTOM lip, all the while hiding the TOP lip like a stealthy nija (or something). viola! tongue-lip lips!

now, let's take a short stroll from the lips to the tongue because the first video is about my tongue. yes, i know: "woo!" my tongue is pretty amazing, here's a video, with simple narration, to tell you about it.


secondly, we have the ever classic, shaky eyes. i can make my eyes move slightly back and forth in a freaky manner. BONUS: my eyelids flutter at the same time!


and finally, i have a question, dear, deer readers: how do you toot?


i would be remiss if i didn't include side toot as an option. so, i included it and am, therefore, not remiss. i am never remiss.

you can blame this altogether to much information on the lovely and talented lilu. read some other biz here (where they aaaaall are for you! from the lilu)

and now a little blogenance: (tell me if you hate any/all of it)

i added an email subscribey thing
i added an mlb button
i added an "in case of my future death" picture
i added an awards link
i added the BECKY CLUB
i added an erin hat "my face" photo
i added a link to books i am in love with (you should totally read all of them and then tell me about it)