so for today's tee mit, i'm doing something that i'm sure is tmi because this is what we all did when we were in elementary school. "weird stuff that i can do with my body" is how this whole post came about. i was talking to becky of the becky club and of the steam me up, kid blog that you may have read and laughed with until you tooted. now, i know you'd been holding that toot in for 20 minutes and it was right there, at the entrance but still, smuk will pop that toot right out of your b hole. the things that woman can do with her ... words.
first of all, i will give you a pictionarial taste of the goodness that may or may not be contained in the videos following. for your viewing pleasure, this is your classic tongue-lip combo lips, posing as lip-lip lips:
as for your other questions, the secret ingredient to the tongue-lip lips is this: take your BOTTOM lip and turn it inside out! hoooooold it. take your tongue and INSERT IT out of your mouth on top of your BOTTOM lip, all the while hiding the TOP lip like a stealthy nija (or something). viola! tongue-lip lips!
now, let's take a short stroll from the lips to the tongue because the first video is about my tongue. yes, i know: "woo!" my tongue is pretty amazing, here's a video, with simple narration, to tell you about it.
secondly, we have the ever classic, shaky eyes. i can make my eyes move slightly back and forth in a freaky manner. BONUS: my eyelids flutter at the same time!
and finally, i have a question, dear, deer readers: how do you toot?
i would be remiss if i didn't include side toot as an option. so, i included it and am, therefore, not remiss. i am never remiss.
you can blame this altogether to much information on the lovely and talented lilu. read some other biz here (where they aaaaall are for you! from the lilu)
and now a little blogenance: (tell me if you hate any/all of it)
i added an email subscribey thing
i added an mlb button
i added an "in case of my future death" picture
i added an awards link
i added the BECKY CLUB
i added an erin hat "my face" photo
i added a link to books i am in love with (you should totally read all of them and then tell me about it)
15 comments:
ahaha...wow...ok i'm speechless. wow. =)
ok, first of all, one freaking blue eye and one freaking green eye!? that just screams bad ass!!! i knew there was a reason you were the godmother of badassness! secondly, if there ever comes a time that i tell you, "becky, i'm going to be in your neck of the woods," please alert me if you're going to be driving.
oh, and, the eye shaking thing? so weird, but oh-so-cool.
Ok. I can totally do that tongue thing and more. If my mouth wasn't chock full of banana, kiwi and coffee right now I'd make a video response. Maybe tomorrow. Cause that's how long till I brush my teeth! haha. Just kidding, sort of.
I have so much to be thankful for, as lo, we come upon our country's day of thanks next week, but as I sit down to my plate of corn and broccoli because Thanksgiving food is fucking nasty, I will give thanks for your tooting videos. The regular AND the bonus one.
And also yes, your eyes are beautiful AND scary, like Naomi Campbell.
And I love your noise at the end of video 1, like "Eh?? How bout them apples??"
I have never seen somebody turn their tongue upside down before.
Neat!
As far as the fart noises go, I do something where the air goes past my top teeth, and it's kind of like a labio-dental fricative. Know what I'm sayin?
This is entirely too amusing at 8:30am.
That is all.
Dude...I can't wait to see the video where you get a ticket.
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Becky: Because I was filming myself doing wierd things with my body while driving?
Officer: uhhhhhh
it. will. be. classic.
First off, I think its so cool that you have one blue and one green eye.
Second, I am still amazed that you can do this while driving!
3rd- i cannot do anything with my tongue and im insanely jealous...
Oh what talent you have there! Driving and taking videos of shaky eyes. I should try that with Ward in the car just to video him freaking out at me!
I like the little farts that sort of hiss and take you by surprise. Or the squeakers. Those are always fun. Where you look around puzzled as if to say, "Did that really come out of MY ASS? Are you sure it wasn't a creaky door?"
In other news, you are possibly insane.
cgm- you're welcome
bb- i know, the atmosphere i've cultivated in my eyes is pretty badass. thanks for noticing. i don't film myself driving *all* the time. i'd say 89%
erin- AND MORE! this isn't a contest. or maybe it is... either way i'd love to look at your tongue.
smuk- TOOTING! i was going for the "whaddya think a that, smart guy?" i'm glad i achieved my goal.
chiefy- and now you'll never be the same. i'm trying to use my labio-dental and i'm not producing any noise... you may be some sort of super tooter.
ang- see? that's where you went wrong. at 9:03am it is the perfect amount of amusing. i apologize for not warning you. you really should have know.
nikki- it's ok. i'm totally good at multitasking. and i have a nice pair o' boobs.
cj- who drives with two hands? NOBODY! and i was totally looking at the road 99% of the time. and that's not what i heard about your tongue *wiggles eyebrows*
carol- thank you. oh, WAIT! i actually did shaky eyes while parked. i'll work on doing it while driving. just for you. sorry. and i want to see the whole ward freaking out thing.
veggie- YOU'RE INSANE! ... ... my dog's the queen of those toots. she's surprised every time!
Your tongue must come in handy in the bedroom, that's all I can say... ;P
Hey, "weird and depressing" here. Thanks for your comment on LiLu's blog. :) And... nice tongue!
Haha, I love this post.
Um, Becky, my love for you just grew even deeper. Who knew it was possible?
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