my chuck is ridiculous, don't believe me? here's what he said. you can check out past what's up chuck riiiiight, here.
chuck's sister is about to pop a kiddo out and we found this (via this, thanks veggie!) and decided she needed it while laughing hysterically. then chuck called his mother...
chuck: i was gonna tell my mom about the nipples but then i decided she could figure that out on her own.
after having nighttime coffee and typing really fast with the ashes...
becky: i think i could totally go to sleep, but i-from it's always sunny: "then they play that song from the eighties, 'Day Bow Bow.'" fruitlessly looking at houses in our price range (not a whole fucking lot)...
chuck: and i could totally play video games, good night!
becky: i was gonna say BUT!
chuck: [singsongy] gooood niiight!
becky: but i'm all hopped up on the shakes with caffeine!
chuck: see you later. you need your rest! go get some rest!
becky: should i send him the houses on the list? daybowbow... chick chickachika
chuck: no!
becky: well, you said that's all we can find! chick chickchickaaaah
chuck: now we're just gonna throw in some shit we don't even like. and daybowbow... beeeaaautiful
looking at another house that says it had a pool previously
chuck: it's prolly filled in and it's gonna flood...discussing houses/realtor
becky: there's laws about how they have to do it!
chuck: are there laws about, daybowbow?
chuck: ok send him the houses! and call him!chuck pulls up the link to daybowbow to make sure we're doing it right
becky: i'll talk to him in the morning.
chuck: you will call him now.
becky: i will kill you.
chuck: i will kill you and burry you in the backyard!
becky: WHAT backyard?
chuck: in our new house! *smiles brightly*
chuck: this is hilarious!
chuck: uuuuh! uuuuh!
chuck: watch them dancing!
chuck: look! look at charlie!
chuck: i gotta watch it again. *turns to look at me*
becky: *silent awe*
found a cool house for 84k very cool (it was a forecloser and obvioulsy sarcasm)...
chuck: we should offer eighty... fiiive.
saw gabs on twitter talking about ikea wine glasses
becky: ikea sells wine glasses?ps we do have multiple plates
chuck: we already have two.
becky: (giggling) when we get a table we're having more than two wine glasses.
chuck: nooo, we'll just get two plates to match the glasses
on the couch. chillin. cooold chillin.
chuck: i really have to pee
becky: are you pinching the tip? [i learned about tip pinching from small children in summer camp. boys=gross]
chuck: yeaaah. .. do you ever do that? *grins*
becky: i don't have a tip.
chuck: it has to come out somewhere, can't you pinch it?
becky: noooo
pauses
chuck: yeah, you can... piiinch iiiit *makes pinching motion slowly with fingers*
19 comments:
Pinching the tip? I don't understand that at all. Is that like when you make a tight bend in a hose? And the you unbend it real quick and spray everyone with the pressure that's been building up behind the bend the whole time? Cause that's gross with pee. heehee. Unless it's summertime and you're outside, maybe.
Ooooohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh.
Tell Chuck that I say there's nothing to pinch. At all. So shut up, stupid boy.
OMG... the pinching and the birthing doll, it was a little too much for me! How is it that you can always make liquids come out of my nose!? And why do I continue to eat and drink whilst reading your blog?? I'll never learn...
So I tried to visit earlier. And I couldn't get to you, AND THEN you left me that comment and I thought you had somehow blocked me, but I'm relieved to find that you have not. I'm typing really fast because I have to pee, but I'm pinching making it possible to finish this comment.
*it's painful just to think about*
Why are my coworkers staring at me??
Coming back later to watch the videos...
i spent hours on regretsy when i heard about it a few weeks ago, LOVE IT! but have never heard of this Day Bow Bow business *frowny* will have to research when i get home and am not on stupid work computer that can't see/hear videos
PS: was going to try to address this "pinching the tip" issue you brought up, but am too disturbed
*Daybowbow*
THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR!!
Holy crap, I have laughy joy in my heart over that "poodle" silhouette at regretsy. Did you see that one?
I often assess the value of a house based on the amount of bodies I can bury in the backyard. Chuck and I have so much in common.
Boys are way, way gross. Ugh.
OMG!! that pinching the tip thing was new for me, but oh so FUNNY!!
You guys are seriously crazy....lol!
at least you cant be buried in your yard until you buy it, right?
house shopping sounds fun, and annoying all at the same time.
I see houses that seem awesome and are way under our budget all the time. Then I get to them and they're literally so bad that bums just poop and pee there and then immeadiately leave. Wait. Did that make any sense?
Day Bow Bow... you know what? I read this post last night and meant to comment but I guess I didn't save it. So now I'm back to tell you thanks... but the opposite of thanks. I have had Day Bow Bow in my head all day. And now it's in all my coworkers heads so it's likely to just go on forever!
but really i love it...
gah! i know i commented on comments and now my comment is gone! bleh. sorry.
smuk- yes. everything's better with pee!
chiefy- i am totally saying that to him next time he says that to me. and then i'll punch him in the tip.
bb- someday. that's when you'll learn. some. day.
nikki- OMG! i'm glad you came back. and now i'm all paranoid about issues with my horrible website.
lust- i know! veggie posted that like like a million years ago and i'm just now getting around to posting that tidbit.
beck- such an awesome show. ps BECKY CLUB!
smuk- i have now. yowza.
jillee!- it's really a selling point these days.
jean- boys=gross! check!
ang- boys=weird as well
bs&bc- for reals
fizz- LOOPHOLE! and yes, you're right, it is.
erin- that made sense yes. it also makes me cry.
cj- you are WELCOME! i'm trying my hardest not to sing it. right. now. may the force be with you.
hahaha this is cracking me up!
Soooooooooo funny! I LOVE those!!! Do them again and again!! :)
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