this giveaway is the best giveaway since jesus was "given" "away" to mary. FROM GOD! i'm going to get a flat rate box and it's gonna be a party in there. all sorts of shit and stuff.* there will be at least one kickass gift card now with more money! i have purchased a
all you have to do is leave me a compliment. if it's creepy, i'm disqualifying you. please do not use the words: soiled, breasts, vulva, "the" or anything pertaining to the buttocks of anyone. (ps i do have a really nice butt. but you already knew that, right? oh, becky. you give the best compliments! i'm entering you seven times! ok, everyone else, butt compliments are taken. now it just sounds forced. i'll be wondering if you really think i have a nice butt or if you're just fishing for extra entries).
how can i get more entries, becky? i'm glad you asked, johnny! you can tweet about this giveaway (link to this post and @mylittlebecky), you can link to this giveaway from your website-i-cal,
so, if you do any of those things, just come back and leave another comment each time you tweet/link. then an angel will get it's wings. also, you might win cool stuff! i like stuff! do you like stuff? the giveaway will end the next sunday at the witching hour and i will announce a winner on monday(ISH!) by picking one of you lovely people, randomly. you will then tell me your address and i will send you a bomb. no, i'm just kidding. although, now, if it does explode this will probably be entered into evidence as proof that i pre-meditatedly killed you.*knock on wood*
note to self: no bombs, just poison. second note to self: please stop announcing your murder plans online. it's unprofessional. note to law enforcement: i do not intend to poison or bomb anyone with this giveaway. i'm a nice girl who ain't never done nothin to nobody. except sometimes i give people hugs. IS THAT AGAINST THE LAW NOW???? i need to call my lawyer. and my mother.
*no actual shit will be shipped. i think that's against the post office rules. i'm just saying. although, i did have to ship a cat fecal sample once. it was pretty fun. i'm a cat shit shipping professional. *adds to resume*
28 comments:
Lol count me in, Becks. My compliment that doesn't include breast and vulva? Hmmm, tough..
Maybe this:
"Becky, you make me pee my pants in daily basis from laughing too much".
Make it count ;) pleaaaaase.
lemme see... you know i think your butt is fantabulous!! especially since it is now "butt shoe enhanced!" (we've discussed this already!) ok, there's compliment numero uno. and now i'm off to tweet about this awesomeness!
I very much like your antlers.
Your antlers are so religiously sensitive and your eyes are so pretty and you are a very compassionate and sensitive lady and also very funny.
I want to come play in the snow with you.
vulva.
The compliment:
"Your blog post writing is like the fascinating intersection of the ramblings of a gorgeous mental ward patient with attention deficit disorder who includes barely just enough reality so the rest of us can relate. Uh, and bonus points for the Italian heritage."
Your antlers are pretty much awesome, just like you.
You make me jump for joy whenever I read a new post!
Nice Dreidel.
I feel like you are very genuine and true to yourself.
um, your christmas card says mother fucker, and those are some of my favorite words. hells yes.
love you girl!! merry christmas!
a of all you are way cuter than lorelei (sp?) and the progressive lady. from the commercial, not a liberal person. that's confusing bc i hear progressive and think liberal. ANYWAYS
b of all you are very funny
xoxox lusty
darling, you look hot with antlers. if you had a glowing red nose...I couldn't even handle it. Have a Merry Christmas!
Those are some hot antlers!
You are awesome.
(I know it seems like I didn't put a lot of thought into that, but sometimes the best compliments are the simplest and most straightforward.)
you are so strange that you make me feel normal comparatively, which is a good thing because you make others feel good about themselves.
Was penis included in the list of words we can't say? Because I feel like if you had a penis, it would be pretty magnificent. Because you're that cool. See what a good complimenter I am? Oh wait, I'm supposed to compliment you.
Becky, you are fabulous. No seriously, I mean that and this is not at all related to wanting to win a box of things that does not have any cat shit.
the best compliment to give you is that you're awesome.
it pretty much covers the whole gammit of compliments.
and i didnt say vulva!
Becky, you are totally giggle-inducing and, while I always enjoy your blog, I especially enjoy it on days when I want to be in a better mood, 'cause you can always make me grin.
I kind of want to get a tattoo of you in antlers on my butt. or boob.. can't decide... oh is that creepy?
No for reals, I get really excited whenever I get to read one of your posts. You're quirky (and that's a great thing) entertaining, and you never ever fail to make me laugh... even when your writing of things that would usually make me cry...
You survived your upbringing. And thrived. That is a very good compliment. The quote from your father? ("Where's the other two points?")? He must be my father's twin! I would get straight A's and my dad would ask, "Where's the A pluses?"
(I just found you through Steamy, who I just found through Mimi. Long live the interwebs!)
You're randomly hilarious AND you have a nice rack. But I might be partial, since we're together and all.
Kisses!
Honey, I like to see a horny lady!
Or are those antlers? Either way, hubba hubba. And Vivaldi knows his shit when it comes to fontin' the ladies.
You are too freaking funny. I adore you and your blog!
Hi! You look divine with antlers and AT LEAST once a day something you tweet makes me laugh!
And the phrase "cat shit shipping professional" was GOLD!
my what lovely antlers you have!
kidding! you are hilarious!
I enjoy your use of curse words. It entertains me.
You are absolutely fantastic and do not ever hold anything back from us. We get to see the true, hilarious, crazy weird Becky. :)
You. are. hilarious. That is all.
Can someone win this already so you can come back from all the holiday fabulousness and BLOG AGAIN? I need a little bit of Becky in my daily routine. It just isn't the same without your sense of wit! ;-D
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