so here's what happened. i went to a wedding on saturday, renamed sadder-day because i couldn't find what i wanted to wear. and i was sad. and it was a day. that starts with an esssse and an "eh?" also it sort of sounds the same. use your imagination, mother fucker. do i have to do all the work?
i had to work in the morning. i had finally found a suitable dress that i am in love with, by the way, but i had to tough it out at work for 5 hours. another note: i had a lot of coffee and little else. ok, one thing else and that other thing had contained coffee as well. whey powder with coffee and coconut water and milk? i think? anywho, the fact remains: i had consumed an elephant's share of coffee and i had post-it notes and i had a scanner. the end. or is it?
no, it's not. because, observe: (click to embiggen)
also, i like to drink coffee. also i got a coffee cozy and put a note in it's pocket. on a related note, you should get a coffee cozy if you drink coffee that needs some cozy-ing. and really? every coffee could use SOME cozy-ing. let's face it, couldn't we all? when you get right down to it... couldn't every one of us use a little cozy in our lives? the answer is clearly, yes! yes, yes a thousand times YES!
UPDATE! here's my first handwriting post
23 comments:
Question: Is it your boobs that contain lots of sadness?
Let's break this down. Girls with boobs get their choice in men. Girls without get their choice of dress. See I can always put things in perspective for you. I'll take the boobs. kthanxbye.
I love the post-its! Especially love the "bench of despair" and dog with stink lines around its tail. Don't know why, but those made me laugh the most!
oh gawd, is this the start of a handwritten/drawn post-it note post trend!? it is, isn't it? and that means i'm gonna be the last one to get on board, huh? ok, you and i need to DISCUSS these things before you start a trending topic. anywhozit, hopefully the wedding went well. i'm assuming it did, as i didn't receive an email to call in the pending bomb threat.
ps - i'm not sure how to feel about those coffee cozies... maybe i'll warm up to them? tehe
Don't worry boo - - - errrr, becky! Boobs are always going to boobs and you'll just have to boobs...never give up boobs...boobs are always going to boobs...to summarize, I heart boobs!
BOOBIES! And Coffee. Lurve your face.
Boobehs are boingeh. Boingeh is awesome. Therefore, boobehs are awesome. Do the math.
Yes there is a conspiracy in the fashion world against boobs. I too have the boobs and they're not even GINORMOUS boobs or anything but large of the D cup variety and dresses want to fit them but then I lose my hips or they fit my hips and my boobs get all porn star tight. Sniff. It's unfair.
But coffee makes it all better, no?
Love the doodles.
Boobs are annoying. I went bra shopping today and they've got a zillion bras one cup size smaller than me and about five in my size. Did I mention all five were ugly? *Sigh*
Are your boobs really bigger than your head? If so, I need to see this, in order to believe.
If not, I still need to see this, in order to not believe.
yes you *do* need to do all the work. i read lusty scenes all day so im understandably distracted.
also, i am so with you on the boobs thing. everything makes me look like such a slut.
Boobs are ok and all, but I couldn't live in the world where women didn't wear skirts at all and I can't concentrate because it's distracting so sometimes I write things like this to explain.
*gasp* I want a coffee cozy!
nikki- yes, they're made mostly out of sadness and marshmallow fluff. grass is aaaalways greener, eh?
hc- it was a sad bench. i was doing the dog's tail and said, "this is all wrong." but then it was like the last thing i did... soooo, that was, um, that.
bb- ooo! trends! you better start working on it now... and the wedding was good. until the end and then chuck was all weird and he said i was weird and then we drove home. in mostly silence. *high five!*
om- booooooooooooooobs!
owo- the perfect storm. blogirlfriend! blogmakeout!
smuk- you are good at the math. you should be a teacher.
veg- we should have a boob-in... or something. and then the fashion industry will have to take notice. fucken dresses.
jean- stupid ugly bras. so dumb. i hate them.
tIm- according to chuck, one boob is half the size of my head. i have a two boob head. the end.
lust- I KNOW! like seriously? and i bought a bra and it HAD PUSH-UPS! in it. those little air pillows, not the tasty frozen treats. at a certain boob size, they should take that shit out. um, conclusion? you are right and it is hard being this sexy and classy at the same time.
eric- ummmm, awhat? skirts are much mo betta than dresses because? no boob related grievances.
ta- GASP! YOU NEED IT RIGHT NOW!!! DOOOO IT!!!
hahaha...I love the post-its...Your drawings are just too cute. Well some girls got the boobs and some don't. Unfortunately I'm not so gifted in that department. =) Anyhow, I had 4 mugs of coffee today and I'm feeling so hyper. I feel like I can bounce off walls or something. hehehe. The coffee cozy looks so cute, I think I need one of those and will be putting it in my Christmas wish list. =)
Ssssoooo how much coffee did you have while writing that.....lol! Awesome!
know who else hates boobs? victorias secret. I mean, they dont make anything CUTE for big boobs. No matchy sets. nothing. You would think with all the inflated fake boobs this owuldnt be the case.
Sure, I can buy nice bras at lane bryant, but they dont have the cute sets, with the pink stuff on them. (insert pouty face)
EHHH Dresses really do hate boobs!! Especially ones that aren't all perky, because even the ones mine do fit into are all smooshied down and what not...
okay hi...completely new to the blog thing..just wanted to ask...if you come up with stuff like that from drinking coffee...what coffee do you buy? *_*...cos I WANT SOME (puppy eyes)
I need to read 3 times before i understand this lol. one thing about dress and boobs though, I'm glad my boobs aren't so huge so I can wear those itty bitty dresses without bras if i want to and there's not gonna be any nip slips. lol.
I use a cozy daily for my seltzer can and now i must have one for my coffee. thank you for enlightening me. AAAAAAAAAA :)
I love when you drink coffee.
cgm- why thank you! coffee fixes everything and something that makes coffee cuter is GENIUS!
bs&bc- just a smidge. also! we just got a new coffee maker! i know, right?
fizzy- YES!!!!!!!! those bastards! they're supposed to be the bra-sperts and they effing suck! NO CUTE SETS is a travesty! and i HATE THAT! SO MUCH! <-can you tell i hate that so much?
cj- fuck dress makers!
q- dude, it's all about the caffeine content! :)
and- I KNOW! i used to have no boob fantasies. they're a pain in the assical.
bmc- i LOVE mine!
rep- i do too :)
Hahahaha:gasp:hahahahahah
Beckeeeeeeeeeeeee, this is a perfect example of why you are one of my all time favorite bloggers.
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