my chuck is ridiculous, don't believe me? here's what he said. you can check out past what's up chuck riiiiight, here.
hanging out on the couch... laptops akimbo (akimbooooo)
becky: what's the saying? "do the drapes match the curtains?"turns out it's: "does the carpet match the drapes?" which i think means I WIN! even though chuck wasn't paying attention.
chuck: (not paying attention) yeah
becky: that doesn't make any sense, does it? i mean... drapes? curtains? same thing, right?
chuck: (still not paying attention) nooo
becky: i mean they're all right there, right? it should be like, "do the curtains match the rug" because your hair's up here *points* and your vagina's down there *points*
chuck: (heard the word vagina) umm...
becky: well, not your vagina.
chuck: maybe they mean meat curtains.
we're watching LA ink, man comes in to get a tattoo of a guardian angel with his daughter. tattoo starts looking like really weird and creepy. chuck starts to make fun of tattoo in a silly deep voice.
"i'd like a half naked man gripping my daughter's head."
"yeah, can you make like the angel, like naked and like wrapping his wings around my daughter's head?"
"this is so awesome, it's like a patrick swayze angel holding my daughter's head without his shirt on."
from the office when pam's trying not to go to the hospital:
"what if she has the baby in her pants and they can't get the baby out? then... they'd have to like, cut the pant leg."becky and the dog are snugglin
chuck: hey! *claps*
dog emerges from blanket fort to check out all the noise.
becky: chuuuuck, we were cuddling! we're all warm and cuddly...
chuck: why did she come out here then?
becky: she was just being polite.
chuck: (looks at dog with fake smile) thanks for being polite, pants... what manners you have!
short interim passes, traitorous dog snuggling with chuck now
chuck: i'm pinching her toes. she does not like that.
becky: (looks up from laptop) oh, well then. stop pinching her toes.
chuck: she really doesn't like it.
becky: then don't do it.
in other news, WE WENT TO THE ZOO YESTERDAY!!!! i liked it. chuck scared some of the animals with his gigantic black ovalhead and weird neon blue facial features but overall? WIIIN! this one wanted to come home with me. i talked in my high voice to charm it. works every time. if i talked in my high voice more often, i would probably take over the world or at least meerkats as we know them.
up next? more pictures! of DOGS! chasing BALLZ! in the GRASS! aaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'M SO EXCITED!
15 comments:
hahahaha look how it's sitting.
p.s. Chuck also scares me. How does he eat with teeth like that?
What is the deal with boys and messing with the cuddling dogs? They will be all snuggled up with me and Bryan will do the slow crawl toward them (like patrick swayze in dirty dancing) and then they get all excited and jump off the couch. Using me as a launch pad.
Then they start wrestling and then he yells at them for being loud.
That meerkat was totally masturbating before you walked up.
chiefy- i lurves the meers
nikki- he *totally* does that *all* the time. grrrrrr
oh my god....I'm in love with that meerkat right now. He sits like people!
Haha. I saw the Patrick Swayze tattoo thing. I made fun until I felt guilty because the kid was like... not okay. That made me a racist. But I learned enlightenment. You should be so ashamed of yourself right now. So. Ashamed.
Also- What's up with the new intern chick on LA Ink? I want to pinch her face off and step on it.
i watched the meercats on that life show, falling asleep standing up and falling over. i think i rewound it 15 times and never stopped laughing! they are so silly cute!
HAHA I was totally lost with your carpets /drapes conundrum till the end. LMAO
I won't even go into the monkey cages. Ask Jeremiah. I'll sit outside until the kids and him walk through.
I had a traumatic incident in the fifth grade when a little monkey flung spluge at me. NO joke. It was horrific. I'm upset now.
Oh and there was something wrong with blogger this morning. But no one thinks I'm funny either, if that turns out to be the case.
Huh... It looks like the meerkat's drapes don't match the rug.
ew. curtains... thanks for that mental imagery which I'll have to administer a bit of at home shock therapy to make me forget...
The meerkat's drapes doesn't match the rug.
His gigantic black ovalhead and weird neon blue facial features scared me as well. But more it made me laugh. A lot.
This post wins at life.
My carpet doesn't match my drapes, but it does match my arm(pit)chair. Or my armpit(c)hair. You get it.
hc- i know! who does he think he is?
chelle- hanging my head as i type. she should probably just die and save us all the trouble.
fizzy- for reals. want one for my own.
bmc- curtains, drapes? who knows?
erin- i'm gonna ask him so you people should get your story straight.
eric- meat curtains
ll- why thank you. i do try with my shaky, really bad drawrings.
smuk- i've read your comment so many times and each time i read it, i'm mesmerized once again. thank you.
I love meercats! Lookithim! He's so effing cute!
Meat curtains. Sigh.
Oh Meerkats. We have so, so much in common. Like being kinda fat and a little paranoid, and sitting with our legs wide open.
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