Friday, April 30

at least i'm not the one wearing the patriotic teddy bear shirt (burrrrrn)

i've got the perfect pose that says on the one hand, i'm a cute kid holding this baby's hand and other the other hand, i'm waaaaay to cool to be holding* some random baby's hand because i have better things to be doing. i think the baby is trying to run away from us. what. a. whore.


*previously spelled "holing" which nikki helpfully pointed out and then i killed myself. just great, nikki, juuuuust great. you killed me.

14 comments:

Deeps!! said...

like ur smile.. its naughty n nice.. kinda goes with ur description of the pose!!

otherworldlyone said...

You were a hippie. Admit it.

mepsipax said...

Woah...look at those shorts. Bwahahahaha.

Herding Cats said...

Velcro shoes!

Fizzgig said...

what was hangingo ut of that kids pants? does that make me a perv for looking?

velcro shoes! omg these should totally come back!

Wendy said...

awesome short shorts!

Eric said...

Gosh! That is an industrial looking flagpole behind you kids in front of what can only possibly be your childhood home? Did you all live in a converted McDonald's too? The roofline evokes 'franchise fast food', but the tame variety, not the dramatic upside down 'V' which would be a 'Whataburger'.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I think it looks from the look on your little sister's face (I assume that's her right?) that she's taking YOU guys for a walk. And you look like you're smirking because you know something your dad (or whoever took the photo) doesn't. Cool haircut though miss B. You're quite happening.

steff said...

that is an adorable picture of you and imma say it now, i would totally rock the velcro shoes you've got on then, NOW.
i wants a pair.
also, i must agree with Fizzgig and say that my eye, too, was drawn to the dangler on the boys pants.
xtra long drawstring perhaps?
a mysterious stream of pee that has somehow managed to travel THROUGH the shorts for some unexplainable reason?
the world may never know...

Tony Spunk said...

You were a cute kid. Oddly enough, the chicks I date nowadays sometimes dress exactly like that.

Only their tank tops are stretched a little tighter.

Oh damn, now I can't stand up for another five minutes.

lustyreader said...

you can tell that baby was a whore from the beginning.

did i go to far? sorry!

Nikki said...

What exactly does "holing" a babies hand mean? I feel like I should turn you in.

I want blonde babies. Of course I want someone else to have them for me...and raise them.

Sarah P said...

Sellin' the farm with those short shorts, aren't you? Now who's the whore?

mylittlebecky said...

deeps- exactly

owo- HIPPIE PRIDE!

mep- are you "laughing" because i'm so awesome? yes, that's what it is.

hc- HIGHFIVE!

fizz- "that kid" is my BROTHER, fizzy. if you insult his psuedolightpenis, you insult ME! also? i love velcro.

wendy- thank you *courtsies*

eric- well, goshgollygeewizz, eric! that is not my beautiful house... it's a school.

veg- yep, that's the one i always call a whore. why thank you. no, it was my mom. she's the photographer. my dad's somewhere being angry about something.

steff- *velcrofive!* thank you.

ts- no. you are ruining flashback friday.

lusty- yes, exactly. she hadn't reached whore status as of yet. the seed had been planted.

nikki- you shut your mouth when you're talking to me.

sp- still her. promise. i'm classy.