BREAKING NEWS: chuck just told me our weekend getaway that we've been planning will now contain his mother (fine) (we like her), ←note epic coma... i'll give you a moment to digest the comma. denoting, not the end of a sentence, no but the assumed continuation of the sentence. ready? IN THE SAME ROOM AS MY VAGINA AND CHUCK!!!!! MEANING I WILL BE SPENDING THE WEEKEND IN A HOTEL WITH NO HOTEL SEX AT ALL!!! i'm working through my feelings. so far all i've got is, "becky, smash!"
vaginas, pictures of me in the sand at six years old, it's all par for the course here at mylittlebeckydotcom. we're classy. we like to mix it up. we like to yell at things. did you know that chuck tried to catch me not knowing what "sub-par" meant because it has to do with golf? and then he tried to back me into a corner on a technicality about my explanation of sub-par just because he wanted to be right? i am so not having sex with him if we stay in a hotel in the near future. serves him right.
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you think your fashion choices were bad as a little kidlet, you should have seen mine.. black, fluro pink, aqua blue, floral and a mustard knit vest... all in one outfit. :P
NO HOTEL SEX?? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!! I feel for you hun. Parents and sex just dont mix (ooh-er).
I love all the sailboats in the background. Preeetttty!
You can always sneak away to a supply closet. Hotel employees love that.
BOO taking your mom-in-lawish on a weekend get away! BOO to the vag block!
We go on trips with Jeremiah's mum all the time and she does not only stat in her own room, the baby usually stays with her too!
Hey wait a minute, did you and Chuck and Chuck's parents recently patronize a Cristina's Mexican Food Cantina? If not, maybe there are two Becky(s)?
oh man, what a boner! no hotel sex? say it ain't so! still lovin' the flashback pics. so cool.
Let me give you some advice. When she gets in the shower...you get busy.
Is there a 3rd child in Becky's family? I've never seen the youngest.
Good girl. Discover the power of withholding. :)
Plus, be careful to not even FART when Mrs. Chuck Sr. is in the room.
nel- little kid fashion choices are always funny and cute at the same time. also, i may die from hotel with no hotel sex.
owo- i don't think i have the coordination for supply closets, i'd probably tumble out in front of a lobby full of people.
erin- wanna trade?
eric- are you stalking me again? :)no, we didn't. now i'm going to keep a better look out for simultaneously awkward/cool guys.
steff- why, thank you.
nikki- and then she's all, "oops! forgot my something out in the room... OH MY EYES! ARE BURNED! BY TEH SEX! oh yes, the third child, the whorey sister from last week. geez, nik pay attention!
veg- i have to turn it around to make it so that i win. it's like i won't be able to relax AT ALL!!!! sniffle.
I swear that alternate universe becky looked just like you, and Chuck2 was ginormously tall (like 6'3" or something).
you and chuck and his mother? how... unfortunate.
1) That beach looks awesome.
2) Your vagina, Chuck and Chuck's Mom should not spend a weekend together in the SAME HOTEL ROOM. WTF?!
you lost me at no hotel sex.
and you did have a strange, no icing on your cake childhood, cus you also went to the beach, when it was COLD? who does that?
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