my chuck is ridiculous, don't believe me? here's what he said. you can check out past what's up chuck riiiiight, here. yes, i did pick his fake name based on the phrase "what's up chuck" because, i know, right?
one fine day at the beckidence:
chuck: what'd you do to your hair?hair in the shower picture because a) washing my hair, b) i took it because it looks like who hair and c) where the fuck else am i going to put it? and it needs to be put. obviously.
becky: nothin' why?
chuck: looks different.
becky: it's wet. *right eyebrow raises*
chuck: you washed it?
becky: um, yes. *both eyebrows raise*
chuck: kinda different, huh?
[and then i killed him]
we're watching tv on sunday...
becky: oo! "inside polygamy" that sounds like my kind of show! [clicky][watching show... seems to be some sort of crime show with police and guns. screen is showing a man running away from a car crash with a police man chasing, gun drawn]becky: this doesn't look like polygamy...chuck: STOP! you polygamist!becky: [hysterical laughing for twenty minutes]
tales from the sunday couch: sometimes the dog tries to cue me when it has to go out by stretching. some times she just needs to stretch. i should have never told chuck about the stretching. thinks he know everything.
chuck: uh-oh, she's stretching [the dog], does that mean she has to go out?chuck just said this regarding the bourne identity: "i think this is gonna be my new top gun." that. just. happened. dudes he loves the top gun.
becky: no
chuck: does she have to go potty?
becky: hey, don't say that word!!
chuck: what? party? ... we're having a party! ... see? i fixed it, she doesn't know what we're talking about.
becky: you have a boner for the bourne identity?
chuck: yup
becky: the BONER identity???
and now a short dear chuck: i love those deep conversations we have while you're playing video games. i'll say something, you'll think about it, and us and me and our relationship and me and my new hairstyle for 20, sometimes 30 minutes and then you'll say something thoughtful. something i know you've poured a great deal of thought and love into like, "uh huh." it's times like these, i thank my lucky stars i've found such a thoughtful and loving man to share my life with. love, me
14 comments:
'You washed it?' scored 48 on the board to question-answer 'Why is your hair wet?', excellent.
'It's raining?' was 22.
'Spill something?' was 12.
'Birds outside?' was 8.
Wet hair. Wish my hubby was that observant.
the boner denity aaaah ha ha ha
Chuck playing video games sounds exactly like my Stephen playing video games, there's no point in even trying to talk to them.
the bee has been ob-SESSED with Red Dead Redemption for the last month or so. it's not all bad though. i've been getting a lot more sleep and finally getting a chance to read my book. the unsettling part is feeling like i have a full-grown son who happens to be 3 months older than me.
Well he knows how much you love burts bees dry shampoo!
We don't say potty, walk, treat, or cookie in our house. We spell things a lot.
At work one day someone asked me if I did something different with my hair and the honest answer was that I washed it. With shampoo. hahahaha
eric- he's good at games.
amanda- i know, he's all thoughtful and stuff.
fizzy- i know, right? porno?
ang- seriously, it's like they're dead.
steff- and then when the obsession stops they're all like, "why aren't you paying attention to me???" and i'm all like, "i've had to fend for myself the last MONTH!"
nikki- we spell things as well. he clearly needs a brush-up on "the rules."
nova- people who watch their hair all the time are weird.
AW! can I be you when I grow up?
Aw, you guys are cute!
I left you an award on my blog. Wash your hair again if you choose to accept it ;)
The kids pediatrician's name is Cindy Lu. How can I not call her Cindy Lu Who? She was not amused.
Or she just didn't get what I meant....
I love Chuck posts.
LOLdvhfsdhvfdkj. Chuck and Sean, who does not have a cool fake name at all (how sad for Sean), could be BFFs.
This chuck character sounds hilarious. I particularly enjoyed the potty/party fix.
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