1) you get panicked about what the dogs eat. [if they eat dangerous things like toads. for example, this weekend we went swimming at my grandmother's and chuck noticed candi eating a toad. i had a minor panic attack about toads, yanno, being poisonous and then he changed his story to candi maybe eating a mouse instead. i believed him. then later, in front of my whole family he admitted that he had changed his story because i seemed nervous. ABOUT OUR DOG POSSIBLY DYING!!!!]
2) you shake your foot when you get nervous. [who doesn't, smart guy?]
3) you insist that the dogs need the radio on when we're not here and it has to be NPR. [hello? sound doggal advice]
interlude with chuck: "can't i just do three? six is a lot... huhhhh. are you serious? dude, serious? what are six quirky things about me? you can't even do it, can you?"
4) you fart when you sleep. [becky: "that's not quirky, that's gross. also, not true." chuck: "why deny it? you can't help it, becky." he's clearly delusional]
5) you're weird about plastic bags/containers we use for food and drinks. [sigh. just trying to save you from dangerous chemicals, poophead]
6) when the light turns green it takes you forever to go. you also stop way too long at every stop sign. [i got a ticket, poophead. gah, what a poophead]
7) you read 4-5 books at a time instead of just one. [this is true. i get bored really easily.]
ohhhhh, seven things! bonus! in chuck related news, he just told me he might start a blog about "things i hate." it's gonna be neat. on the list of things *i* hate? chuck making faces and or turning his head away while i'm trying to DOCUMENT OUR LIFE TOGETHER:
this post was brought to you by the ideas contest, submitted by erin. thanks, loooovely!*
*which made me think of: "my accent is a fucking broooooooklyn accent!"
14 comments:
Haha, Now we'll never know just how sexy and goodlooking Chuck really is!
that's one sexy ear. i can *totally* see why you like to stick your tongue in it. wait, what? anyvajazzle, thank you chuck for filling us in on all of the beckster's weird habits!
pee ess - it's not weird to be worried about what the dogs eat. i do it too.
Pants and I should talk, I listen to NPR too much. Ask her if she heard the story about the woman who kayaked from Alaska to Vancouver B.C.? Pretty interesting.
I too freak about about plastic containers, bags, how long has your water bottle been in your car? In the sun? Why are you STILL USING A PLASTIC BOTTLE? We're all going to die!!!!!!
For a split second I thought I recognized Chuck as someone I knew in that photo. Then I realized those ears are pretty common.
A toad killed my mom's dog. You are totally justified. Sorry to scare you.
Also, my foot shakes, too, which is more validation that you are completely normal. Or not. I really wouldn't use me as a reference point.
That Chuck, always being so silly.
Also? This is a pretty fantastic idea for a post. I may have to borrow it, if I can convince my boyfriend to help me out. He's pretty anti-blog.
Chuck is like the Nanny in "Muppet Babies"...I just want to know what he looks like!
Chuck's ear is so hot right now! And come on Becky, We all fart in our sleep. Right!? Right?
momcat- he's a mystery.
bb- who else is going to care about the goddamn dogs????
nikki- she probably did. she's very opinionated. plastic is evil.
aa- toads are scary. i have a feeling it wasn't a toad because it was too small and she's not dead or anything.
ang- you should *totally* do it!
hc- devastatingly handsome. roawr.
carissa- absotively, highfive!
Chemicals *can* be dangerous, look out for plastic and loose microwave doors!
Whoever took you guys' picture could have just stood there. They didn't have to squat down immediately in front of you both, turn away from you, then lift their arm backwards to take it, although I applaud the unseen photographer's brilliant focus and composition.
I love this post. It's full of helpful information about your craziness.
Haha cute idea for a post! My Hubs would probably do the same thing and be ready to give up after 3... props to Chuck for sticking it out! haha
I believe you, Becky. Absolutely no one can fart in their sleep. It is not humanly possible.
Chuck sounds awesome. not as awesome as you, but who is?
oh girl, you are so not alone.
nervous foot-shaker? check (i actually have to move my feet around repeatedly in bed to lull myself to sleep. *kind* of weird...)
insistant that animals need/enjoy radio when alone? check (though ive lost this battle bc the bee refuses to let me leave it on. something about a waste of energy? tscha!)
sleep-farter? check (ps - those who claim they don't are in denial, just sayin'...)
weirdness about ingesting plasticine? totally (even tho i still micro my leftovers in tupperware. i know. im gonna die like yesterday...)
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