Wednesday, July 28

what a furry bastard

well, as you may or may not know, i work with "the animals" and somehow, i got sucked into taking home a tiny kitten. a kitten with "issues." a kitten who is orange and white and a DEMON SPAWN. as evidenced by this tweet.


and this is the thing that caused all the ruckus, if you will. do not be fooled by his fuzzy appearance or tiny kitten eyes because he would sooner eat your liver than be your friend. also, if you look directly into his kitten eyes, you might go blind or be petrified "or worse, expelled!"





and that's the time. becky wrote a high quality post. about kittens.

19 comments:

MJenks said...

Nice Harry Potter reference.

A Crazy Cat Lady that I work with says that, according to kitten lore, red on the head means the devil got in, and red on the tail means he got back out.

Apparently, along the way, Satan left some evil nuggets in kitteh.

Ms Dreamer said...

Hermione is the shiz.

But he's a cute kind of evil, no? *maniacal laughter*

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Hahahaha! They use the cute to their supreme advantage the kittens you know. Don't for a second think YOU run your house. Oh no... :) CUTE CUTE CUTE. I could look at kitten pics all day I don't care who knows it.

Herding Cats said...

He's so cute!!! Is he a keeper?

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

I like the one where he's about to kill your camera strap. What a good hunter!

repliderium.com said...

Kittens use cute as a cloaking power. Sneaky little bastards. Speaking of "working with the animals" Go check my rescue post of this morning- it will make you weep with joy!!!!

repliderium.com said...

Kittens use cute as a cloaking power. Sneaky little bastards. Speaking of "working with the animals" Go check my rescue post of this morning- it will make you weep with joy!!!!

ClevelandPoet said...

that is the awesomest of non jimi kitties and I bet its evilness only doubles nay triples its cuteness.

also I will from now on call masturbation "working with the animals"

andygirl said...

it makes me hot when you quote Hermione Granger.

orange kitten looks cute, but beware: cute kittens are how I became the cat lady and now I'm enslaved by evil and high maintenance (and one possibly retarded) cats.

Nikki said...

I love how gentle you are with delicate kittens.

By the way, have you seen this blog Hyperbole and a half? Reminded me of you.

mylittlebecky said...
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mylittlebecky said...

mj- i have so much crazy cat lady experience. nuggets. ha.

ms d- sometimes. most of the time i want to kill it.

veggggg- you *should* look at kitten pics all day. for the children.

hc- sadly, no... i gots not rooms. we did have some times, though. :)

smuk- he like stalks everything that moves. i'm glad he's so small because i'd fear for my life.

repl- damn you and your happy tears!

cp- it *is* very cute and evil at the same time.

ag- *inappropriate eyebrow wiggles* i've lost my train of thought.

nikki- i'm like a mamma duck. i have seen that blog and i love the doggie drarwings. :)

Alexandra Crocodile said...

But Becky - don't you know that all cats secretly hate humans? They want to kill us to get world domination! This little kitty just has a little trouble with hiding his emotions. But he looks as cute as a button:)

Sarah P said...

WANT.

This is the best age to trick them into thinking you're going to put their heads in your mouth. KITTENS!

steff said...

oh how i know the evil ways of orange kitty cats...
theres no guarantee but *if* you should decide to let the little bugger melt your heart all forever-like, he should become better behaved with age.
it takes a lot of patience and scratches and bite marks on your hands and toes but it was totally worth it for me.
i love my little orange satan...

Melly said...

He's the cutest kitten ever!

Fizzgig said...

ohh kiddens are so cute but not when they are feral and crazy!!

Jean said...

Oh my gosh. That is the most adorable demon spawn I've ever seen. SUPER CUTE!

Amanda said...

I think I got kitten fever and died.