Monday, June 27
crazy dog lady speaks about bathing suits! extra! extra!
...the thing i forget in my awesome list of problems is, "NO SWEARS!" it's gonna be an awesome vacation. no, but it will be fun. i'll swear in my head. and on twitter. but i will not drink because i'm pretty sure people will be able to smell my booze breath or i'll think they're smelling it and become paranoid. quick! somebody should lend me some "medications." anywho, here's the video i made you.
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First things first, my wedding present has a starring role in this vlog!!
Second things second, you should have mentioned that the said wedding present was from me. It's only the polite thing to do.
Third things third, you go on vacation entirely too much. Color me jealous.
Also? I saw wedding bling!!! It's so shiny!
Are you wearing my pink socks with black hearts?
Also, you can't smell vodka on the breath. Put it in your Mt. Dew. That's an order.
I am TOTALLY stressed out about this trip now. Damn it. When are we leaving and when do we get back. And what are we doing with the scratchy pants things....and omg. I am really freaking, because I am not REALLY going with you, but I feel like it. Cause I'm an anxious person too. Thanks a lot.
The best veeelogs are always the ones with furry costars. Also, awkwardness is a must. And look at you! With a voice! It's like you're a real person! Not just someone who lives in my lapptop! CRAZY!
Have fun on your vacation. I hope you aren't scorned or sentenced to eternal damnation or whatever.
Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, doin' it. Pickin' their noses and chewin' it, chewin' it. They think it's candy, but it's not. It's a great big booger all covered in snot!
If I vlog, I'm just going to pick my nose for a half an hour and get close ups on whatever comes out.
WHY NO DRINKING ON VACATION?!
You have to wear a bikini, get drunk and talk about Hare Krishna.
definitely wear the bikini and get your drink on.
i ran into a similar situation with my boyfriend's extended step-family - they were tee-totalers - and i just said fuck it, and drank anyway. and proceeded to tell those conservative mfers that my dad was gay. i also sat out the praying.
i mean, they were making us sleep in separate beds, as if we were in high school or something. UNCOOL.
i also survived a week with them without going mad, by drinking.
i'm sure they hated me, but i really don't care. i have his mom, dad, and sisters liking me. that's all i need.
oh, and PS?
we still want the wedding pictures and wedding posts that you promised us!!
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Yay a vlog! A veelog! A Robert v-loggia! Vloggins and Messina!
Wear a one piece made of beer. I don't know the logistics of it yet, but if it's your ONLY SUIT, whatdya gonna do?
Or wine rather, because of the gluten. Call it a wine-piece suit. "OH you said ONE PIECE? I totally misheard."
Shame on them, if they judge you. I hope the vacation turns out to be a pleasant surprise for you, full of love and acceptance and spiked drinks. If not, it will make for an excellent follow-up Vlog entry. Win-win.
Speaking of the Vlog: love it! I imagine that's how mine would look if I ever had the balls to do one - full of animal redirects and funny faces - except mine wouldn't have your cute young face (obviously). Young fresh dewy-faced awkwardness is so much cuter than old baggy-eyed awkwardness. Anyway, I applaud you, Pants and "Scratchy", too, for putting it out there.
You. Are. Adorable.
Im'ma put you in my pocket for good luck, like a rabbit's foot but, like, in the sense of the person who has the rabbit's foot and not in the sense of having a severed foot, because fuzzy or otherwise, losing a foot is almost always terrible luck, unless the other option was to be eaten entirely, in which case losing a foot becomes "lucky".
I guess what I'm saying here, if you really boil it down, is that your my lucky, non-severed, rabbit's foot, to protect me from being eaten. That's an honor in most countries, or at least the ones I made up.
You know what, though? Dude. You're awesome. Thanks for showing us your face when it was talking and stuff. It's so neat! (your face)
Your dog looks frightened.
Also, I agree, you go on vacation too much. But this vacation sounds awful. With the in-laws? And not even having the option of drinking? WTF?
My voice gets high when I get upset too!
I have to agree with Melissa here... It may not have appeared so, but I peed my pants during my vlog. Now don't you feel so much more confident? You're welcome.
No Drinking WFT?!?!! You'll be enjoying libations such as 'abstinence on the beach' and 'rum bummers'? Say it isn't so...
*fingers an inch apart* "they're a liiitle religious...y" hilarious.
you are so funny m'dear, and a crazy dog lady, and i want to squeeze pants and scratchy until their heads pop off, they are so adorbs!
also, loved the gimpses of your pretty pretty rings, you married lady you.
NO DRINKING? Oh hell no. I say embrace the black sheep-itude, wear a bikini, and bring a flask. You could slip some rum into your sodas and no one will be the wiser. (BTW are they Baptists? Some of my family members are Baptists and they don't drink, so I often drunkenly remind them that Jesus drank wine.)
LOL, nice The Office reference. Bathing suits, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Who cares what you wear when you're swimming? How strange that it's even an issue!
I love that the SPAM comment tells a story.
ummm so no drinking. im out. thanks for inviting me on your vacation but if there is no wine there is no me!
no bathing suits?
No dogs?
i feel for you !i cant wait to hear how this goes for you!
ps scratchy is my favorite but dont tell your other dog, i know how animals are competitive!
That was an adorable vlog. So what if you wear what you want to wear for swimming? At least you are wearing something. If it were me, I would wear something very skimpy, but that's just me, only to piss them off.
two words: duct tape
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LOL "bathing suits, beets and battlestar galactica". love this vlog and you :)
Love your vlog, there i said it, so there it is .... I really can't come up with anything wittier to say (witty, witty-er, wittinessness? damnm i'm fucking this up...) but you know l.o.v.e.
P.s. Sorry 'bout the F-word
Oh my gosh...we speak the same language to our dogs...weird noises and all!
Rat terrier owners unite!:)
Of his physical strength and his ever present crutch permitted.
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