Comments on i'll go eat worms: big girl poops (tmit)

i'm allergic to all kinds of things too, and i...

2009-07-14T02:51:40.656-05:00

i'm allergic to all kinds of things too, and it sucks! pineapple, apple, almonds, hazelnuts, pollen, and all kinds of furry animals. i basically live on allergy pills. go health!

Oooooh, so the runs all day every day is not norma...

2009-07-13T07:02:56.179-05:00

Oooooh, so the runs all day every day is not normal?

Jesus. Thank God I read blogs.

I don't know much about gluten allergies (even...

2009-07-12T00:31:42.306-05:00

I don't know much about gluten allergies (even though I kinda wish I were allergic 'cuz then I could quit eating so much bread and effin' pasta...), but I know it's much harder for me to poop now that I've quit smoking. Something about a cigarette makes everything a lot easier to...ahem...pass.

have you tried drinking prune juice? it's real...

2009-07-11T02:54:08.368-05:00

have you tried drinking prune juice? it's really good for bowel movement. or also taking a tablespoon of olive oil, straight up. sidenote: lavabars are gluten free and they look quite delicious, have you ever tried them? they're in the quasi-organic section of the grocery store

fizzi- SOME is good. a miniscule portion of it is ...

2009-07-10T16:17:27.055-05:00

fizzi- SOME is good. a miniscule portion of it is alright. but mostly it tries to make you THINK it will be good.

pop- well, then.

pma- yeah, it's pretty grossness.

brittney- msg and caffeine no likey me either. blah. thank you for your support.

seth- that is too cool. thanks for the tip as well.

oh, me. i mean not me. someone else whose name is like my name- they are fabulous. i know, gluten is a bastard who is crispy and delicious and i want a pizza right now!

dg- it does suck. i wonder if fiber would help. i do eat a lot of fibery foods but that is a good idea! car magazines! why didn't i think of that?

mizz- an hour? i would die! you should ask him.

this was weird. it was definitely TMI but at the s...

2009-07-10T15:49:13.427-05:00

this was weird. it was definitely TMI but at the same time we can all relate. nice work.
:)
i have never had to sit on the toilet long enough to get bored, but one of dr.claw's kids is in there for a freaking hour sometimes. i think he just likes hanging out by himself. maybe i'll ask him what he does in there to while away the time for you.

lord you have a lot of allergies and that sucks!!!...

2009-07-10T14:54:59.708-05:00

lord you have a lot of allergies and that sucks!!!

i am not sure what is up w/yer poop situation. i am generally in and out of the bathroom in 1-2 minutes, including a handwashing! my bf, however, is in there for a good 5-20 minutes, complete with computer or car magazines to help him while away the time. ugh! gross!

maybe you need some more fiber? i am no doctor! humph! if you have health insurance, maybe your doctor or a nutritionist could give some advice?!?!? i hope so!

I do love green beans. As I loved this post. It ...

2009-07-10T14:42:56.642-05:00

I do love green beans.

As I loved this post. It made me laugh, it made me cry, it didn't make me poop (which is good).

I have "The Issues" too but... not all the time. So. I don't know. Gluten just tastes so awse.

<3

Oh, and a second thought too. If you have corn in...

2009-07-09T22:17:22.017-05:00

Oh, and a second thought too. If you have corn in your shit and you haven't ate corn in months......yeah.....get that checked out too.

My word verification is dricabba....now that sounds like a medically shit related word too......WHAT IN THE CORN BREAD HELL IS GOING ON!?!

My balls itch and my asshole smells like shit:~/

2009-07-09T22:14:59.328-05:00

My balls itch and my asshole smells like shit:~/

LOL I am the same way. Mine is MSG and caffiene. M...

2009-07-09T20:38:14.492-05:00

LOL I am the same way. Mine is MSG and caffiene. My friend Jamie, however, discovered she has celiac disease so I feel your gluten pain!

I fluctuated between nausea and laughter while rea...

2009-07-09T17:54:34.185-05:00

I fluctuated between nausea and laughter while reading this. :D

2009-07-09T17:53:18.204-05:00

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2009-07-09T17:52:32.845-05:00

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i can relate to not knowing its normal...im probab...

2009-07-09T16:39:13.556-05:00

i can relate to not knowing its normal...im probably allergic to meat, every time i eat it i get the poops. but i always thought its cus sometimes i dont eat it for a week or two, and when i do it makes my stomach angry.

they make some good gluten free stuff. i eat that, and sugar free stuff cus of calories.

oopsicle! more: veggie- if that's wrong, i don...

2009-07-09T16:06:44.087-05:00

oopsicle! more:
veggie- if that's wrong, i don't want to be right.

sophie- bodily functions in general make me angry. waste of time, i say! peeing, espesh if you're trying to be "healthy" and drinking "water" is just annoying!

gabby- i need a cooler phone i tell you! sounds like a good birthday present! chuck?

fay- you get used to it, man. sls- i'm so bad...

2009-07-09T15:54:09.757-05:00

fay- you get used to it, man.

sls- i'm so bad at those things... i will have to check out those books though!

tIm- ok, first of all, i am only one bitch. second of all you and chuck should form a club. the toilet club. you guys could all meet in one huge bathroom. and talk about your sleepy legs. oh, and dude! i can't have any GOOD beer either!

katie- oh, yeah. i do that too. chuck finally forced me to poo in the same house with him about a year into the relationship. i like my own broom only.

om- you did no such thing!

alice- dude! i am so bad at video games. bad. laptop's pushing it though, huh?

lora- i KNOW! and way to go with the kid!

jill- dooood, that sucks so hard. i don't think i could handle that like at all!

e- pooping's for lovers! and you should totally get that on a t-shirt! (the second asshole thing. althooough, "pooping's for lovers" would be good as well)

lilu- we should start a business!

nikki- i so totally need an iphone! another good reason! oh noes! gluten strikes again!

life- hmmmmm, laxatives, eh?

repli- oh, THAT'S what it's for... and instead of those snooty iphone people who's stuff is signed "from my iphone" i can sign stuff "from my twalette!" because i'm classy. brilliant!

angelab- i've heard tell of "good" gluten free cookies, i've yet to have any in my mouth... i'm willing to try again!

I'm all about taking my blackberry with me and...

2009-07-09T15:46:41.892-05:00

I'm all about taking my blackberry with me and playing brickbreaker.

Ahaha this is TMI for me, I'm not used to it!

Oh dear, Becky! I don't know what I'd do i...

2009-07-09T15:31:59.394-05:00

Oh dear, Becky! I don't know what I'd do if I had GI issues. To be honest, I often get bored while peeing. Sometimes I'll just decide I'm done peeing because I'm so bored and then I'll talk myself back down because, well, my bladder has not completed its void. Wow, that was a lot of TMI for a comment...

Is it wrong that I laughed so hard I pulled someth...

2009-07-09T15:22:49.160-05:00

Is it wrong that I laughed so hard I pulled something? Nothing can beat the mental image I have right now of you sitting on the TWALETTE looking around you and humming and going "when the FUCK is this thing going to arrive?"

My sister has celiac too and can't eat gluten ...

2009-07-09T14:28:54.203-05:00

My sister has celiac too and can't eat gluten so we're trying out buttloads of recipes to make sure they're good.. we'll have to pass them along to you/post them on my blog when we're farther along. Because gluten-free people still deserve hella good chocolate chip cookies and brownies.

Me, I've got the opposite problem. I don't poop NEARLY enough. What is wrong WITH ME?!

Silly girl- all of that extra time is for coming u...

2009-07-09T13:52:03.191-05:00

Silly girl- all of that extra time is for coming up with future blog posts (or playing cats cradle, or plotting to take over the world.)

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who feels...

2009-07-09T13:12:57.931-05:00

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who feels that way! I typically have runniness and I started taking fiber and I'd have to sit there for hours to go potty. So I stopped taking fiber and now I'm back to my quick runs. It might not be healthy, but it's convenient. (also, laxatives make it even quicker.)

darling...you need an iphone so you can watch yout...

2009-07-09T12:19:17.436-05:00

darling...you need an iphone so you can watch youtube videos. I think that's what my husband does. I think I'm allergic to gluten damn it!

"do you people have tvs in your bathrooms?&qu...

2009-07-09T11:57:47.128-05:00

"do you people have tvs in your bathrooms?"

Best. Idea. EVER!!!