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At least it's over, right?....until next year, any...

2009-12-02T16:21:21.438-06:00

At least it's over, right?....until next year, anyway.

Let me tell you a story. I love Thanksgiving. I ...

2009-11-28T19:19:53.321-06:00

Let me tell you a story. I love Thanksgiving. I hate Christmas. The end.

I love turkey too... we only make it once a year a...

2009-11-28T11:20:54.688-06:00

I love turkey too... we only make it once a year around here so that's probably why... oh but I love it.

:)

I love that you used the word schnitzle. It shoul...

2009-11-27T19:54:55.826-06:00

I love that you used the word schnitzle. It should part of everyone's every day vocabulary.

I added your alter ego on facebook before even tel...

2009-11-25T22:19:44.150-06:00

I added your alter ego on facebook before even telling you that I was going to. Hopefully you figured out that it was me!

Happy Thanksgiving home slice!

Aww, I am grateful for my doggies as well :)..Have...

2009-11-25T21:44:18.004-06:00

Aww, I am grateful for my doggies as well :)..Have a great THanksgiving day!!

Have a great Thanksgiving weekend! :)

2009-11-25T19:46:47.454-06:00

Have a great Thanksgiving weekend! :)

I'm thankful that I'm not the only one that makes ...

2009-11-25T10:53:58.057-06:00

I'm thankful that I'm not the only one that makes fun of Jesus. These people are crawling out of the woodwork.

Seriously, I get you on the family thing. I have the same issues with my mom. She's a fucking loon, but she's my loon and only I can talk the smack.

Anyway, hope you have a great, drama free holiday.

YAY TURKEY!

My entire family is nuts and every holiday is a fr...

2009-11-25T10:10:44.666-06:00

My entire family is nuts and every holiday is a free for all! Good Luck tomorrow....lol!

cj- i was going to say something awesome and nice ...

2009-11-25T09:45:57.322-06:00

cj- i was going to say something awesome and nice and supportive about family and leaves and for everything there is a season. then? i saw it: KETCHUP?????

lia- whole foods FTMFW!

nikki- good call on the dairly free. probably comes from cowls. jesus thinks he can do everything. what. a. showoff!

ta- jesus saves, ta. jesus. saves! and facebook? does not. um, what?

smuk- you are so good at the bible. so you're saying that "turkey" is really some sort of holy grail? the wholey grail of fowl? so. deep.

courtney- pull yourself together, girl! oh, wait. you've already moved on to high fives! *turkeys are awesome five!*

bb- you smell.

erin- that's the worst part. he didn't really say anything bad, even. i knew it was implied and i'm also batshit insane.

m- rookie mistake. you're supposed to tell your friend who tells everybody everything, that her mother's an asshole. that way, it might not be traced back to you and you also have that burden taken off and it's not a secret anymore. everybody wins. i'm so good at solvning relationships. you're welcome.

alex- natives being massacred and getting really ill is fun EVERY year! you should totally take stock in your thankfulness. or you're going to hell. i mean, jesus will cry. i feel like we're at the stage in our relationship where i can tell you you're going to hell and you don't get all weirded out and leave forever. becaaaause if not? i don't think we'll ever make it. *sniff*

eric- zomg! how do you know where i live? wait! i've said too much! also, yes. yes the dallas weather is nice. and i know that because i am an avid weather watcher.

Good call on the weather, Dallas is great now.

2009-11-25T09:23:50.841-06:00

Good call on the weather, Dallas is great now.

Ha! At my work we always say "Kai'av sum?" (can i ...

2009-11-25T08:18:52.875-06:00

Ha! At my work we always say "Kai'av sum?"
(can i have some)

norwegians don't celebreate thanksgiving - it's an...

2009-11-25T05:35:14.012-06:00

norwegians don't celebreate thanksgiving - it's an american thing, right? the pilgrims and the indians and all that jazz? i remember we learned all about the mayflower in school - ahhh memories:) you know, it's nice to sit down and just be thankful, maybe norwegians should start celebrate thanksgiving - we're such an ungrateful people;)

Once upon a time long ago when I was far more fool...

2009-11-25T01:25:22.306-06:00

Once upon a time long ago when I was far more foolish..read Stupid, I happened to say to my newly acquired girlfriend (whom I happened to like quite a lot).. "Jesus Christ, your mother's a total asshole" 2 minutes after meeting her. Yes. That was not taken well.No matter the veracity of said statement, some things although broadly acknowledged, you learn to keep to yourself unless you wish to spend your winter nights with just a pillow to clutch for warmth. I'm wiser now, I keep those escaping thoughts to a low basically inaudible mumble.

You were probably upset cause you can bitch about ...

2009-11-24T18:06:58.558-06:00

You were probably upset cause you can bitch about your dad all you want, but the second someone else does it you have to come to his defense. I do that all the time with my family.

Huh. Did that make sense?

how is it that our dogs are on the list!? what exa...

2009-11-24T18:02:34.961-06:00

how is it that our dogs are on the list!? what exactly have they done to get there?! i mean, yeah, sure they're all cute and cuddly, but in all actuality, they only appear that way so that they can plot their next evil doing. at least, that's how mine are. aren't your's that way too? no? just mine? well, i'm sure pants and candi are doing the same damned thing, you just haven't caught on yet! anywhozit, hope your turkey day is wondermuss and that you stuff yourself with stuffing! God i'm lame...

I think I might be one of those creepy "Im thankfu...

2009-11-24T17:38:07.374-06:00

I think I might be one of those creepy "Im thankful for.. *crying*.." people.. Well, not so dramatic. It's hard not to be thankful for Turkey, when it's so damn good. I guess I'll have to do a similar post, in the same manner as you did.. the non-creepy way. High fives.

i think Jesus was like Tommy Mottola and turkeys a...

2009-11-24T17:35:12.937-06:00

i think Jesus was like Tommy Mottola and turkeys are like Mariah Carey, and they fell in love and Jesus made turkeys all famous and popular, and then turkeys dumped Jesus and Jesus got revenge by making turkeys a Thanksgiving tradition. That's what the Bible says anyhow. Jesus never married turkeys though, that would be sacrilegious. Turkey was a slut. Like Mary Magdalene the hooker. Did you read the DaVinci code? Spoiler alert: She wasn't a hooker.

Im really not looking forward to the "I'm thankful...

2009-11-24T17:17:03.256-06:00

Im really not looking forward to the "I'm thankful for Jesus" status updates on facebook. Maybe Ill just stay off of facebook on Thanksgiving...

Pfft. Not likely.

Im really not looking forward to the "I'm thankful...

2009-11-24T17:17:00.138-06:00

Im really not looking forward to the "I'm thankful for Jesus" status updates on facebook. Maybe Ill just stay off of facebook on Thanksgiving...

Pfft. Not likely.

* I don't know what the heck dairly is...but I wan...

2009-11-24T17:13:42.507-06:00

* I don't know what the heck dairly is...but I want to try it.

**I meant DAIRY. JESUS.

***by the way, Jesus has nothing to do with Thanksgiving. It's actually about Charlie Brown and Chex Mix. Some people are seriously confused.

There's one in every family. I wish I could share...

2009-11-24T17:12:29.874-06:00

There's one in every family. I wish I could share some of my issues...but my family reads my blog.

Enjoy your gluten, dairly, meat free dinner! Happy Thanksgiving!

wahoo contamination free turkey, AND whole foods! ...

2009-11-24T16:46:37.680-06:00

wahoo contamination free turkey, AND whole foods! it should be a big fat WIN!

I have such a love/hate relationship with Thanksgi...

2009-11-24T16:02:57.174-06:00

I have such a love/hate relationship with Thanksgiving... and my family...

I'm with ya for kind of dreading it, kind of loving it... My parents just split up 2 months ago and im not lookin forward to this 2 dinner plan...

But I am also thankful for dogs and turkey. and ketchup on that shiz.