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God, that's disgusting. But this post made m...

2009-09-14T02:19:35.491-05:00

God, that's disgusting.

But this post made me think of that Stanley Steemer commercial where the lady screams, "TOBY!!!!" at the dog rubbing his ass across the carpet. Ha ha ha...oh, I love that commercial.

oh and may i add that expression is a stanky stank...

2009-09-13T19:49:36.836-05:00

oh and may i add that expression is a stanky stanky thing but i will take it any day over cat spray or urine! any day!

hilarious! i think everyone knows this person in ...

2009-09-13T19:44:55.753-05:00

hilarious! i think everyone knows this person in their life! i also love the hippie types that wear the organic deo .............. someone should tell them tom's solid dosent work either, the gel is ok though.......ugh........they should teach a "how not to smell" class in every highschool!

found your blog from Vegetable Assassin. What a l...

2009-09-12T05:44:08.858-05:00

found your blog from Vegetable Assassin.

What a lovely memory you have to share with your readers.

Love your blog!

holy.freaking.crap. okay i am doing the silent sh...

2009-09-11T13:52:58.941-05:00

holy.freaking.crap.

okay i am doing the silent shake laugh over here, you know, the one where your shoulders bounce around and you have to hold your breath and grind your teeth so you don't just laugh all over everything in front of you?! [my office is painfully quiet, so i'm trying to not like burst into a fit of manic laughter...and i'm the new girl anyway, so they already think i'm weird.]

so yeah, big thanks for sharing about pitty pants. stank ass. bahaha.

oh, mah gawd. how nasty! btw im sitting at work ...

2009-09-11T13:25:07.210-05:00

oh, mah gawd. how nasty!

btw im sitting at work and that picture scared the crap out of me, i got a hot flash! phew!

I have a little awardy type comfy thing for you, c...

2009-09-11T04:56:03.688-05:00

I have a little awardy type comfy thing for you, crazy lady.

that picture will scar me for life. I dont care w...

2009-09-11T00:58:05.258-05:00

that picture will scar me for life.

I dont care what those au naturale people say, girls who dont shave and have smelly pits are the grossest. I cant stand it. We suppose to be these beautiful creatures. Yikes.

elise- why, thank you. i can tell you have very...

2009-09-10T22:24:28.662-05:00
elise- why, thank you. i can tell you have very great taste. nice to meet you as well.

lmb- you're welcome. for reals, she was nast.

rkc- thanks, dear. i'll keep you updated.

kat- i've been saving that one for a rainy day.

bs&bc- i know, right?

veggie- your math is faulty! i LOVE coffee. it's a labor of love, anal glands.

owo- anytime, anytime. i'm on a roll.

ginger- isn't it? it's like mesmerizing.

hm- sorry, dear! it needed to come out. re: elise, seriously!

lustee- just imagining your little head. it TOTALLY happened. i was there, man, i was THERE!

bigsis- well... SOMEtimes.

al- you flatter me with your flattery :)

mss- AAAAmen!

lilu- squeezing things on thursday!

nikki- well, i can only assume YOUR lips are safe. you don't have to worry.

hc- pretty much, pretty much.

xoj- yayee for chuckles!

alice- i KNOW! people are just the gross.

blaez- come for the vagina, stay for the pits! that's the new motto!

here i am clicking through my reader and i see thi...

2009-09-10T15:07:39.268-05:00
here i am clicking through my reader and i see this picture that looks earily like a vagina.

and that's all i have to say...

oh, i don't believe its an armpit.

wow. WOW. ew. and wow. EWWOW. also? that picture ...

2009-09-10T15:01:12.218-05:00
wow. WOW. ew. and wow. EWWOW.

also? that picture is nearly as disturbing as the story.

ewwwwwwwwwww, but hilarious - I'm still cracki...

2009-09-10T12:08:11.892-05:00
ewwwwwwwwwww, but hilarious - I'm still cracking up!

Wow....just wow....

2009-09-10T11:05:55.620-05:00
Wow....just wow....

P.S. I will not lick my lips for the rest of the ...

2009-09-10T10:13:20.245-05:00
P.S. I will not lick my lips for the rest of the day *shudders*

That was a good one. So nasty. I'm constantl...

2009-09-10T10:12:58.198-05:00
That was a good one. So nasty. I'm constantly wiping dogs butt. I can't stand that smell!

Oh, vom. I think we are in contention for gross-os...

2009-09-10T09:46:17.281-05:00
Oh, vom. I think we are in contention for gross-osity today...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! What a dumbass!!!

2009-09-10T08:54:22.748-05:00
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! What a dumbass!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAH funniest thing i have read...

2009-09-10T08:51:34.899-05:00
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAH funniest thing i have read all week!!!!!

I agree with all of the above. I especially lik...

2009-09-10T08:51:02.891-05:00
I agree with all of the above.

I especially like "anal juices explode all over her face! and not even in a good way." Is there ever a good way for anal juices to be on one's face?!?

no no becky, no no no *shaking head vehemently* th...

2009-09-10T08:31:11.763-05:00
no no becky, no no no *shaking head vehemently* that did not happen. too gross.

also you are way too good a story telling so this is WAY too vivid in my mind.

I just have to say...Elise, did you READ THE SAME ...

2009-09-10T08:26:11.750-05:00
I just have to say...Elise, did you READ THE SAME STORY AS THE REST OF US? Lovely does not describe this post; disgusting, hilarious and ultimately damaging, yes but LOVELY???????? I'm too scared to go read your blog now.

Ok...back from PUKING UP in the bathroom. I knew...

2009-09-10T08:24:41.581-05:00
Ok...back from PUKING UP in the bathroom. I knew...I just knew I should have stopped after reading 'anal glands' but noooooo, like a car crash, I just stood (sat) there, reading. Gawd, I need to go shower now. Bleh. BLEH BLEH BLEHHHHH!

bleh

that picture is so disturbing.... that's all i...

2009-09-10T08:21:52.172-05:00
that picture is so disturbing.... that's all i have to say.

Becky = my dietary pill. Thanks love.

2009-09-10T07:15:19.323-05:00
Becky = my dietary pill.

Thanks love.

Becky + morning coffee = bad combination. Now I r...

2009-09-10T06:53:53.988-05:00
Becky + morning coffee = bad combination.

Now I really appreciate what my vets went through whenever I used to take my hellcat in to have her anal glandulars squeezed. Oddly enough, hellcat was always a sweetheart after a glandular evacuation, she must really have appreciated it.

I, on the other hand, would like to never experience the squeezing of anyone's anal bits, even my own, assuming I have any. Which I don't.