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I just found your blog and had to comment because ...

2009-10-29T18:50:50.942-05:00

I just found your blog and had to comment because my laughter? It has not stopped. Also, cheese is The Best Food Ever, in nearly all its forms. (I'm not big on stinky cheeses, but I have a very good sense of smell, so...)

Also, I have a size 10 foot, wide, and only in the past five years have I been able to find decent shoes because apparently shoe makers realized NOT EVERYONE HAS SIZE 6-8 FEET! And my freakishly long feet look really weird on my 5'5" body. They are slightly balanced out by the DDD boobage and Hips Of Doom, though. I fucking OWN my curviness. My big ass looks ROCKIN' in jeans. And I owe it all to the food, yo.

Mmmm, food.

"If you ain't got elegance, you can never...

2009-10-29T01:48:05.654-05:00

"If you ain't got elegance, you can never ever carry it off." ;)

My daddy wasn't a total DICKHEAD...but my pare...

2009-10-28T18:02:44.799-05:00

My daddy wasn't a total DICKHEAD...but my parents totally gave me food issues (I'll blame them, it's easier).

My mom was fat and my dad super thin and healthy. She was totally jealous of him and how healthy he was and so she'd stuff her face every night after she put us to bed and he was at work.

I can still remember hearing the pepsi two liter open with that satisfying 'pshhhh' and the giant bag of chips pop open.

So I are healthy at home so I wouldn't disappoint my dad and be a fat ass like my mom, but as soon as I moved out of the house I became my mom. I ate out every meal, bought every food I'd never eaten at home, stuffed my face constantly.

I know how to eat healthily, I've been exercising regularly since I was 20 months old and I'm still a fatty. AND I won't be happy until I'm like 100 pounds. Yeah, you heard me. I won't be happy until I'm a unhealthy weight.

AMEN! I will never give up cheese. I only rarely t...

2009-10-28T16:18:15.363-05:00

AMEN! I will never give up cheese. I only rarely talk about my weight loss or dieting, because if thats all people care about then I don't want to be their friend! Oh I could say so much about this right now and you took most of the words right out of my mouth. Except for I'm short.

you are SO much better than the other blogs I read...

2009-10-28T10:59:56.823-05:00

you are SO much better than the other blogs I read. PS. I wear a size 12 shoe and am 6 feet tall. HOLLLLAAAA!!!!!!!!

I hate talking about food too. Unless its sandwich...

2009-10-27T22:15:45.201-05:00

I hate talking about food too. Unless its sandwich talk, I can always talk about sandwiches.

My little beckyyy, my little beckyyy, I love to brush her pretty hair...

nik- aaww, you really LOVE me :) and- YES! and...

2009-10-27T22:07:36.117-05:00
nik- aaww, you really LOVE me :)

and- YES! and also, let's do it! cheeeeeezy!

owo- i guess we'll never know if you and crackers ever got back together again.

beck- this is not a place for tips on whorebags. THIS is a place for angry big feet... wait, what? NO GLUTEN!

fizz- could be... one in ten people are allergic some say it's even 2/3. aaaand now everyone's fallen asleep.

bb- look at YOU, leaving comments and everything! proud of you! my fingers are jerks but you should love them anyway because they love you.

lusters- why thank you. um, could you please GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! because, yes on the money!

jules, jules, jules- i have no idea what you're talking about with the wedding crashers. now i feel lame. thank you for your support re: subway. finally, you HAVE to try some gf stuff and then tell me about it and then send it to me so that i can eat it. the end.

hc- true that, lady. EXACTLY!

carolyn- for reals. and why thank you.

veg- first of all, thank you for being such a smoochy boochy cutie pie and i really mean it. second of all, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR ABNORMALLY SMALL FEET???? WHAT? that's right i told you to shut it because mostly? they don't EVEN CARRY size eleven! and now i'll go cry into my hard won shoes.

veg again- cheese=love and yummy and super yummy.

rach- so very weird that people have these ideas about certain weights.

eric- women are sexy.

ash- oh geez, if you lay your hand down flat then take your fingers and try to bend them back? make sense? no? email me for a poorly drawn picture.

alice- he's a reeeeeal piece of work, that guy. and also mostly an asshole.

bsbc- i am SO hungry, too! twins! ha!

kayla- i'll save you some trouble, it's not. you're perfect. and your hair looks fabulous today.

Oh man.... *clap clap clap* You're just saying...

2009-10-27T15:14:09.240-05:00
Oh man.... *clap clap clap* You're just saying (typing rather) what so many of us think haha... "shut up about your freaking diet already you skinny bitch and eat something already"... and I've sat here for like 5 minutes playing around with my hand to see if it's fat hahahaha

Wow! Myangrybecky.... Is it bad that this post ma...

2009-10-27T13:56:07.075-05:00
Wow! Myangrybecky.... Is it bad that this post made me hungry...lol!

that thing about your dad and fat hands made me so...

2009-10-27T10:36:48.169-05:00
that thing about your dad and fat hands made me so sad! what a weird (and messed up!) thing to say to your kid. like we don't have enough insecurities already, to have to worry about FAT HANDS!? harumph.

Oh dear, so many things to say about this post but...

2009-10-27T08:55:38.436-05:00
Oh dear, so many things to say about this post but... you.don't.care! Haha
So I'll leave it at this- I laughed A LOT and I'm still trying to figure out what the hell your dad made you do with your hand?!?

Good points about not making it a big deal. Unles...

2009-10-27T06:06:09.456-05:00
Good points about not making it a big deal. Unless there is a huge overriding health concern or something on someone who is really medically obese (hardly ever the case because I see so many girls stress out about it who aren't).

I like curvy women! Especially when they have blonde or red hair, brunets, and girls with black hair, and women with brown hair, and I might be leaving some out.

I agree with you, people are so weird about food, ...

2009-10-26T21:24:07.774-05:00
I agree with you, people are so weird about food, and impose their opinions on other people.

No one should have anything to say about your weight, good or bad. It makes me sick how many strangers, friends, coworkers, and family members have commented to me about my weight!

Also any person who leaves cheese out of their reg...

2009-10-26T13:51:51.141-05:00
Also any person who leaves cheese out of their regular diet for skinny reasons, is an ass. Cheese is the force that runs the universe.

That might be the closest Becky ever comes to a TA...

2009-10-26T13:50:27.423-05:00
That might be the closest Becky ever comes to a TANTRUM! And well done! Food IS good and I agree, either eat it with abandon or don't but don't whine about it afterwards. Either way is ok.

I feel sad about your dad making you feel bad but I feel happy he had a daughter who figured it out and did it her way. Oh yes.

Plus I think size 11 feet means in shoe sales you get the best stuff because all the freaking size 8s that I need are GONE. Pah. :)

I agree that food isn't an enemy and so many e...

2009-10-26T13:39:50.667-05:00
I agree that food isn't an enemy and so many eating problems and issues happen because people think that way.

PS - I just gave you an award!

I totally and 100% agree with you on a lot of thin...

2009-10-26T12:07:59.697-05:00
I totally and 100% agree with you on a lot of things here. I HATE when people talk about weight and food and "being fat." In my eyes, it is a cry for attention and nothing else. Yes, I think society needs to start eating healthier and exercising more, but we also need to think about the insane images we project to the public (and children) about what is "healthy"....because most celebrities are not. Kudos to you for being who YOU are.

okay, first of all...i loved your wedding crashers...

2009-10-26T11:16:10.568-05:00
okay, first of all...i loved your wedding crashers reference. way to go on that one.

second of all....YES, subway is the devil!! It's so not good at all. Better off with a Publix sub...those ones are awesome.

third of all...gluten free. obviously i'm a foodie and i love gluten, but perhaps as an ode to you i should try some gluten free products in a blog entry. =P

wow, very impressive rant. and informative; appare...

2009-10-26T10:58:19.462-05:00
wow, very impressive rant. and informative; apparently i have been reading mytallbecky this whole time! i never ever ever pictured you as tall (or with paris whoreton feet, although im sad to say when you said size 11 shoe i *immediately* thought of her) so now i will change my mental picture accordingly.

i agree about the weird food talks, but also feel somewhat similar about money stuff. Like people who are all, "oh i can't afford to go to that bar, can we stay in? or i'll order the appetizer and save half for lunch tomorrow, or i could only afford one shirt from bloomingdales, or im sooo in debt, my credit card bill has only increased in 5 years, blah blah blah"

ok this comment is too long. bye.

Did your hands swell before you finished typing th...

2009-10-26T10:06:25.597-05:00
Did your hands swell before you finished typing this?? Assholes... Cute pic of Matilda though! :D

PS I think I'll have Subway for lunch...

poooopums! cute puppers! i think im allergic to ...

2009-10-26T09:53:43.885-05:00
poooopums! cute puppers!

i think im allergic to carbs. thats why i love them!

they make me puffy. i can look really good after a week of not having any, and i have cheekbones but the day after i have them, bam. pilsbury dough me!

Soooo.....wait. How do I get to look like a coked ...

2009-10-26T09:22:48.661-05:00
Soooo.....wait. How do I get to look like a coked out whorebag again? Eat lots of gluten or not?

One thing you will never, ever find me bitching ab...

2009-10-26T08:16:26.307-05:00
One thing you will never, ever find me bitching about is eating food. Food and I are likethis. As a matter of fact, we're playing hide and sneak right now. I had a pack of cheese crackers for breakfast 'cause I'm weird like that, and somehow...between the outside door and my office door... they disappeared. The hunt is on.

I know I like you so much better than people ( a l...

2009-10-26T00:05:43.266-05:00
I know I like you so much better than people ( a lot of them in blogosphere ) who blog multiple times a week about work out, diet this diet that, and how bad they feel because they add extra cheese to their salad or something..

Not to say I don't have insecurities, I do. But I won't go on and on about it, I'd rather do something about it. And I'm not gonna annoy my friends if we eat out just because certain food is higher in calories or something. You wanna go out and eat? Then fuckin enjoy it. Some people totally don't learn this at all..

Maybe you should just take me to dine out instead. Promise I'm fun and we can order a few cheesy goodness.

People always tell me my little charlie dog is &qu...

2009-10-25T22:26:22.024-05:00
People always tell me my little charlie dog is "filling out". Pisses me off.

We love you becky, gluten free an all!