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Also, I read that article, and it's just packe...

2010-03-03T12:55:06.529-06:00

Also, I read that article, and it's just packed to the brim with the cutest old people ever. It's like Lolcatz, but with seniors.

Scones are the number one miracle cure for AIDS, I...

2010-03-03T10:13:29.166-06:00

Scones are the number one miracle cure for AIDS, I bet. And by "AIDS", I mean "A rumbly tummy"

This made me laugh. Your motherfucker ramble sound...

2010-03-03T07:41:15.927-06:00

This made me laugh. Your motherfucker ramble sounds exactly like mine every time I get angry. See, it's fate!

"What.A.Whore." made me laugh even harder. Ah, good times.

For me it's sugar cookies and pound cake. Everyone is always asking me to make them. All.the.time. Motherfuckers.

You made my tummeh vereh growleh. Motherfucker.

2010-03-02T22:43:42.343-06:00

You made my tummeh vereh growleh.

Motherfucker.

vegtastic- well? why don't you just marry s...

2010-03-02T22:15:11.378-06:00
vegtastic- well? why don't you just marry sconnes then? huh? since you love them so much? *slams door while sobbing*

trs- true story!

lustee- it really *is* hard (TWSS) you should totally bring me tea or something... STAT!

MJ(that's not short for micheal jackson. just so everyone knows)- this is what one would call a good plan. i even get to have scones again! wooo!

eric- i'm sorry, all we have available in flavors are arsenic and euthasol. better luck next time.

lmb- true THAT! they NEVER make me things. bastards

nikkkki- you want scone lessons in more anger? cuz i'm so there!

jag- thank you for noticing and complimenting my angry angriness. i've been working on it my entire life!

cj- mother fucker!

jean- i know, what a goob.

oh, mrs. l you're a sex machine!

chiefy- you shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

You motherfucker. Send me some scones.

2010-03-02T21:35:41.934-06:00
You motherfucker. Send me some scones.

I want a motherfucking scone!

2010-03-02T20:59:06.168-06:00
I want a motherfucking scone!

Oh Becky. I heart you. :)

2010-03-02T13:56:26.677-06:00
Oh Becky. I heart you. :)

Lol @ your brother's slip up. That's why ...

2010-03-02T11:07:06.710-06:00
Lol @ your brother's slip up.

That's why it's sometimes a pain to be good at stuff :( You're such a saint to be all baking like a maniac like that. I baked cookies for my brother last week, then I kept 'em all for myself. I, clearly, am not saintly.

becky send me scones! Send me scones! Lots of scon...

2010-03-02T10:30:22.086-06:00
becky send me scones! Send me scones! Lots of scones!! Motherfucker! (I just said that word because now you made ME angry and that word is in my head motherfucker!)

I don't think I could make a scoan. Which is h...

2010-03-02T10:20:53.817-06:00
I don't think I could make a scoan. Which is how I pronounce and you shut your mouth VegAss.

This is way angrier than the angry vlog. I'm impressed, motherfucker.

I agree with butterbean...nice use of the word mot...

2010-03-02T10:16:31.728-06:00
I agree with butterbean...nice use of the word mother fuckers.

What an ungrateful bunch of mother fuckers. I however, want some SCONES dammnit!

I actually made some last summer. Fail.

i'm amazed at the use of "mother fucker&q...

2010-03-02T10:09:46.785-06:00
i'm amazed at the use of "mother fucker" in this post. it made me all fuzzy feelin inside. don't know why though.

anyway, those whores and their scone loving selves. they're so selfish! next time, you need to tell them, "no, you get in the kitchen and make *me* something! mother fuckers." and just put your foot down. cause lawd knows runny mother fucking bunnies are *never* a good thing.

Becky, send me some scones! Um, the ones without p...

2010-03-02T10:05:39.170-06:00
Becky, send me some scones!
Um, the ones without poison.

BTW, VA, I have it on good authority (from the UK and shit) that it is pronounced 'SCONNE'.
Also, I cannot stand raisins in baked goods either.

What you should do: Make more scones. Bake only ...

2010-03-02T09:50:19.966-06:00
What you should do:

Make more scones. Bake only a few for yourself. Save the batter. Set it aside for a moment or two.

Eat the scones.

When the runny mother fucking bunnies hit...well...you've got a bowl, don't you?

Mix.

Bake.

Give as gifts.

This will satisfy their need for scones AND provide you with experimental evidence as to how they will react when you make them gross stuff.

poor becky, what a hard life being so talented and...

2010-03-02T09:49:39.075-06:00
poor becky, what a hard life being so talented and admired and sought after. but oh the irony! not being able to enjoy the fruits (patries) of your labor!

and i would think anger as a flavor would be closer to poison as opposed to tastiness, but you would know!

Anger adds flavor! All writers and bakers need it...

2010-03-02T09:43:51.939-06:00
Anger adds flavor!

All writers and bakers need it.

I love scones. I love them unconditionally, even ...

2010-03-02T09:42:12.240-06:00
I love scones. I love them unconditionally, even when they have raisins in them. Hot scones fresh baked? YES. YES YES YES. Perhaps with melty butter on them. Oh I salivated on my chin.

I'd appreciate your scones Becky-Beckster because I am a scone afficionado.

Do you pronounce it "SCONNE" or "SCOAN" though? One of these puts you in league with the devil.