Comments on i'll go eat worms: poop is for eating! (tmit)

:( Why do dogs eat poo? Do you think we are missi...

2009-12-06T14:09:51.174-06:00

:(

Why do dogs eat poo? Do you think we are missing out on something amazing??? LMFAO

(I just snorted at my hilariousness)

(and my geekyness)

again tho... *hug*

This post made me cry. And laugh. Also, my dog ha...

2009-12-04T17:38:22.651-06:00

This post made me cry. And laugh. Also, my dog has been known to eat her own poop.

Hugs!

You have the most unique posts and they're ALW...

2009-12-04T09:39:18.913-06:00

You have the most unique posts and they're ALWAYS entertaining!

I'm sure Bruin would be proud to know that he ...

2009-12-04T00:49:02.240-06:00

I'm sure Bruin would be proud to know that he and his poop-eating ways have been immortalized on your blog, and that he's had another blog dedicated to his memory. :-)

I'm sorry for your loss, Becky...

Awww...I'm sorry bout your dog. Thanks for sha...

2009-12-03T22:25:31.111-06:00

Awww...I'm sorry bout your dog. Thanks for sharing that with all of us, what a way to remember him huh. Cute in a yucky way. hehehehehe...

aww, what a great way to remember him by :)...

2009-12-03T17:30:19.263-06:00

aww, what a great way to remember him by :)...

Wow. Just wow. I mean, I've heard of dogs eati...

2009-12-03T17:01:25.491-06:00

Wow. Just wow. I mean, I've heard of dogs eating poop (my dog is not a poop eater! yayayay) but straight from the asshole? that just takes the cake.

I'm a very nice girl so it's basically impossible for me not to say something nice: I'm sorry about Bruin, friend. hugs and love to you.

oh my :-( poor you and poor bruin. just so you kn...

2009-12-03T15:50:18.852-06:00

oh my :-( poor you and poor bruin. just so you know, if bruin were at my house today i'd totally let him eat the poop out of my butt, just as a favor to you. well, or to him, i guess. i don't suppose you really want to see my butt. or MAYBE YOU DO.

That was definitely car crash reading there. I did...

2009-12-03T15:13:23.236-06:00

That was definitely car crash reading there. I didn't WANT to read but somehow I couldn't stop.

I'm sorry about the doggy though. :(

This is probably the grossest thing I've heard...

2009-12-03T14:08:38.979-06:00

This is probably the grossest thing I've heard today. Thankfully it's a dog, not a human because it would've been a super sick fetish.

Rest in peace, Bruin.:)

I won't say anything nice (I'm thinking it...

2009-12-03T11:11:33.655-06:00

I won't say anything nice (I'm thinking it though)....♥.....I mean NO "♥"......

OHMYLORD. We had a dog that ate tissues out of th...

2009-12-03T11:08:31.011-06:00

OHMYLORD.

We had a dog that ate tissues out of the trash, and I thought that was gross.

Consider me enlightened.

*hugs*

I will be saying a little something for Bruin toda...

2009-12-03T11:08:23.993-06:00

I will be saying a little something for Bruin today at about 5:15. I may even put a little on the floor, kind of like pouring one for my homies.

My wife is gonna be PISSED.

My dog used to eat cat poop out of the litter poop...

2009-12-03T10:37:32.590-06:00

My dog used to eat cat poop out of the litter poop. Disgusting. Our family would say things like, "Sammy is eating another tootsie roll!" (Code for..."Get the weird ass dog out of the litter box!")

I know you don't want us to say anything nice...so I won't....but I'm thinking nice thoughts your way.

Please tell me why they eat poop...because I have ...

2009-12-03T10:24:32.183-06:00

Please tell me why they eat poop...because I have one of those too. Constantly truffle hunting. I've even tried baiting the poop with tabasco..apparently that tastes even better.

Make Chuck take you out to a nice movie about war, so you can cry but say you're only crying because war is sad...works everytime. I'm scared for the day one of my pups pass. I think I'll require a month off of work...sniff.

kurt- jellied? now that's talent. thanks. i...

2009-12-03T10:18:10.806-06:00
kurt- jellied? now that's talent. thanks. it's a fine line between nice and crying :)

veg- you're so good at calling people motherfuckers. thanks.

beck- dingleberries, classic. thank you for understanding. everything. i don't know if i can handle rescues... mabes if it's very happy.

jag- i salute you. thanks.

lust- sisters, pfft. that is sort of funny. and sad. but mostly a little funny.

erin- you are such a bad friend. it's not even about clumps. thanks for the token love :)

chiefy- maybe he was a bear. that explains a lot. his love for pic-a-nic baskets for one.

tim- thank you for dedicating vacation poop to bruin. i'm going out on a limb here and say that bruin wouldn't lick your butt for $5. now, $10? maaaaybe. he's not made of stone. or money. i'm sure we understand each other.

cj- now i'm imagining bruin surrounded by poop and it's making me smile. oh, look! there's schultzie... he's pooping too! heaven?

ang- thanks, dear. very sweet of you :)

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever hear...

2009-12-03T09:40:06.768-06:00
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard!
I'm trying very very hard to restrain myself from saying anything nice. Just so you know.

So sorry for your loss ass hole! No seriously, I ...

2009-12-03T09:30:49.502-06:00
So sorry for your loss ass hole!

No seriously, I am really sorry, even though you don't want us to say anything sad. I have a dog that eats poop too, and I love her. She is very old now and I don't know what I'll do when she's gone...

I guess you just have to imagine that Bruin is now in a place where there are thousands upon thousands of pieces of poop for him to eat!

I have dedicated my post today for Bruin. I think...

2009-12-03T08:58:53.978-06:00
I have dedicated my post today for Bruin. I think it's fitting. He'd have liked me a lot. Except I didn't poop in the yard and he couldn't catch it coming out of my butthole and I don't think I'd let him lick my butt after I pooped. Well, maybe for like five bucks or something.

Anyway, yes, my post is dedicated to your poor, poop-loving dog.

Okay, you got me. I have officially never ever hea...

2009-12-03T08:54:42.932-06:00
Okay, you got me. I have officially never ever heard of a dog eating another dog's poop RIGHT OUT OF ITS BUTT before! That's like WHHHAAAAT? THEEEE? F************K? (I didn't want to swear, because did you know some people find WORDS OFFENSIVE? SIlly weiner heads)

Anyway bruin kinda looked like a bear, huh? Imagine if he was a bear this entire time? I think I heard a rumor in high school that bears eat each others poop out of their butts.

I didn't read this post. Mainly because I thi...

2009-12-03T08:40:11.402-06:00
I didn't read this post. Mainly because I think you're talking about dogs and poop. But I obviously missed something important (this I can glean from the other commenters)...so...I love you? does that do it for you?

both my childhood dogs, german shepards, died this...

2009-12-03T08:28:55.622-06:00
both my childhood dogs, german shepards, died this year at my parents' house in illinois. my mom forgot to tell my little sister, so when she came home on school break she was all "Rolfie! Where are you?!" And leaning down to look for him and my mom was all, "Shit, um honey? He died."

Awk.ward. So glad I wasn't there for that! And secretly I laughed a little when my sister called to tell me about it.

What an asshole. When I take my morning poop (in a...

2009-12-03T08:14:57.643-06:00
What an asshole. When I take my morning poop (in abouuuut 30 minutes, if my calculations are correct), I'll dedicate it to Bruin, that gross poop eater.

Yes, see? Hide the pain with anger, it totally wor...

2009-12-03T08:06:38.019-06:00
Yes, see? Hide the pain with anger, it totally works, motherfucker.

I understand your tag too, I'm rating deaths as well lately. It's different (harder? Gah, I know. sorry dad!) when a do dies because they depend on us and need us and it's so simple and when we can't save them it feels like a failure. That is NOT helping right now probably. Um...quickquickquick think of something else...OK just now I looked up from my laptop and I'm surrounded by dingleberries. Who dingled? I have no idea.

If you click on Inkpuddle over there at the becky club, there's a rescue story. It's happy. Maybe it will remind you of how lucky Bruin was to have you.

Sorry about your furry, poopy friend, motherfucker...

2009-12-03T07:39:41.876-06:00
Sorry about your furry, poopy friend, motherfucker.

See I made a nice sentiment (because I am very sad for you) but I stopped it from being nice by calling you a bad name.

He's a beautiful dog. He was lucky to have the Becky. Feel better.