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Haha. This is great! :)

2009-07-14T14:04:39.247-05:00

Haha. This is great! :)

secret messages from the universe make me happy. ...

2009-07-09T10:22:05.826-05:00

secret messages from the universe make me happy.

my husband wrote "stop being so fat" in our mirror a few weeks ago. he was talking to himself, but i took it personally.

em- yeah i will. he's actually just one of &qu...

2009-07-08T22:57:37.236-05:00

em- yeah i will. he's actually just one of "the boys in the lab." so he's all yours :)

lustaaay- yeah, we had to make some cutbacks. when she allowed the post to be published sans title, she was ooot. and also, thanks!

jill- jesus wants to see me naked? score.

That's not aliens, that's Jesus trying to ...

2009-07-08T11:40:44.102-05:00

That's not aliens, that's Jesus trying to communicate with you. Just thought I'd clarify.

you fired your titles person? but they were doing ...

2009-07-08T10:55:50.194-05:00

you fired your titles person? but they were doing so well! this economy sucks.

but whoever writes the blog posts? rfm? should get a raise. because i laughed all the way through this one ;)

I totally see the B's! Can you give that alien...

2009-07-08T01:57:31.844-05:00

I totally see the B's! Can you give that alien James my number?

ccbb- "do. dads." made me giggle. in oth...

2009-07-07T23:37:46.197-05:00

ccbb- "do. dads." made me giggle. in other news, please do not assosh MY letter with that place that smells. eeeeew. well the one near me does anyway.

repli- it's peanut butter jelly ti- i mean... naked shower time!

dg- thank you for extra beezzz. i know with the dubya! texans are... yeaaah.

lilu- i totally can't do that. my fingers are ruhtarded.

fay- thank you! keep your fingers crossed

gabby- always. middle child syndrome. thank you for your belief in me and my not craziness!

erin- why thank you! i hope you likey! :)

You are too funny!! I laughed through the whole po...

2009-07-07T22:00:09.734-05:00

You are too funny!! I laughed through the whole post! I'm going right now to read some of your other ones!!

ps: hey back!

It's alllll about you, isn't it? hahaha I...

2009-07-07T16:37:56.882-05:00

It's alllll about you, isn't it? hahaha

I totally see the "b"s in your pictures!

Ok, I'm laughing but still totally creeped out...

2009-07-07T16:36:06.817-05:00

Ok, I'm laughing but still totally creeped out lol. Good luck translating that one!

You definitely need to send them a message back......

2009-07-07T15:56:24.703-05:00

You definitely need to send them a message back... maybe the Dane Cook?

i yelled out "america! fuck yeah!" at th...

2009-07-07T15:36:21.441-05:00

i yelled out "america! fuck yeah!" at the fireworks this year, and was promptly shushed because there were kids there. oops.

bahbahbahbah! (those b's are for you, too), y...

2009-07-07T13:53:12.867-05:00

bahbahbahbah! (those b's are for you, too), you are cracking me up!

and love the GEORGE BUSH shout out at the climax. bah!!!

The alien message says "Ha! I can see you nak...

2009-07-07T13:48:41.139-05:00

The alien message says "Ha! I can see you naked!!!"

Those "B's" are actually alienese fo...

2009-07-07T12:36:09.381-05:00

Those "B's" are actually alienese for bargains...they advertise for Wal-Mart seeing as how they founded the place. So, they're really just wanting to you go out and "stimulate the economy" via shopping at Wal-Mart.

Need.
To.
Buy.
Japanese.
Imported.
Do.
Dads.

nikki- you are clearly mistaken. b is always
2009-07-07T10:40:21.063-05:00
nikki- you are clearly mistaken. b is always for becky. shakes head sadly

andhari- well, well, well. i'll see what i can do (wink)

steph- thank you for your support

nicole- i know, right? in the shower aliens???? or i guess they could have done it while i wasn't at home. either way, we're going to have to talk about boundaries.

mizzchi- BOUNDARIES! aliens! we're buds, but THERE'S A LINE! i totally know what you are saying!

hm- EIGHT??? EIGHT??? i'm sorry but that is CLEARLY (!) a "B" CLEARLY! they’re in there all right. yabbering on about killing "the interlopers." i'll see if my dad will let you borrow.

kat- fifty bucks! check! those green bastards.

ooooom- like distress, "this girl is hawt!" huh. never wudda thought of that! it makes sense, the puzzle pieces are fitting together...

pink teacup- do you think becky means boobs in alien? because that would also make sense. those crafty aliens.

renee- why thank you! the boys in the lab are good with that sort of thing.

tIm- then b means becky, right? you should get to work on that toot sweet.

fizzi- the b is there, you must believe it to see it. can you close your eyes and believe with me? believe.

j- you are welcome. anytime. bring your problems to me and i will solve them. toot sweet.

ta- smiley face right back atcha! thank you :)

Hahahaha. Great post. :)

2009-07-07T10:26:19.265-05:00
Hahahaha. Great post. :)

In college, my friend and I used to label this typ...

2009-07-07T10:19:56.411-05:00
In college, my friend and I used to label this type of thing as the work of a group of people we called "The Producers." I now see that it was obviously aliens. Thanks for clearing that up!

i believe in aliens alright. but like michael jack...

2009-07-07T09:34:45.741-05:00
i believe in aliens alright. but like michael jackson in the tree stump i dont see a b in the fog....

i totally see it everywhere else tho

You know...it could be that the aliens use a sort ...

2009-07-07T08:55:59.647-05:00
You know...it could be that the aliens use a sort of pictogram language, and "B" stands for a set of words or thoughts. And then all the other messages, too, would be in this pictogram/runic language of theirs.

Runic? holy shit. The aliens are Vikings!

the MS Paint "B" drawn around the firewo...

2009-07-07T08:50:10.259-05:00
the MS Paint "B" drawn around the fireworks just made my day- thanks.

Um... Becky? Hate to break it to ya, but you, Nik...

2009-07-07T08:00:45.955-05:00
Um... Becky? Hate to break it to ya, but you, Nikki and Helen are clearly cracked the fuck out. Those fireworks are clearly GIANT BOOBS. I see no 'Bs', 'balls' or '8s' here. I suspect alien involvement in your mass brainwashing/collective crack habit.

What you are seeing on your mirror is an alien dis...

2009-07-07T07:03:24.532-05:00
What you are seeing on your mirror is an alien distress signal...they use it when they feel threatened or when they achieve an erection... so take it however you want...an alien was in the room with you while you were showering, so he either liked what he saw or he was scared...either way, alien distress signal...I learned this during my years in "the" academy,...

When you converge with the aliens, please remind t...

2009-07-07T06:12:55.828-05:00
When you converge with the aliens, please remind them that they still owe me fifty bucks. I know they would have paid up by now if my dad had a cannon.

*LOL* You had me right up until the firework becau...

2009-07-07T02:25:26.971-05:00
*LOL* You had me right up until the firework because that was an eight my friend....eights are everywhere...B my ass. I agree of course that it's the work of aliens...if they're small and green and live in your head. oops, didn't mean to say that out loud...tis the aliens you know...um...mind control.
I WANNA cannon!
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