Comments on i'll go eat worms: one of these things ain't like the other (tmit)

om- nothing better than a hot shower. you'r...

2009-11-10T23:16:00.261-06:00
om- nothing better than a hot shower. you're welcome.

chiefy- the first step is admitting you have a problem.

ang- ha! fooooled you! and thanks.

jag- i am so good at making up gross stories!

bb- way to go learning... i assume that with being preg and all you throw-up a lot anyway *pats bb on back reassuringly*

nikki- avoiding smelly liquid FTW! plus if i left who would hold the small puppies/kitties? they would be so lonely :(

tIm- you are right about ringworm! you are wrong about my nostril :)

e- i know! how could you ever get the taste out???? did you guys use the teat cannulas?

cj- ok, it's not true. you're welcome.

smuk- it has a woody aftertaste.

eric- always in your corner aren't you?

bmc- i like to take things to new levels.

bs&bc- it's gonna be oooook. we'll get through it together.

mlb- it's not nice to call people jerkfaces, asshole.

smuk- we are very helpful and more often than not a little more involved/willing to help individual patients. sadly.

jules- i know, right? i sometimes wear heels.

carol- TRUE! best friend ever :)

nik- i am very special. my mom said so.

fred- apologies.

cgm- thursdays are always tmi! :)

Ummm...yeah...ok, that was a little too much infor...

2009-11-10T01:03:10.406-06:00
Ummm...yeah...ok, that was a little too much information for me. lols... horrible horrible stories. I'm going to stay away from cats forever. hehehehe and those anal glands! SCARRRRYYYY!

Those...horror stories will surely keep me from en...

2009-11-08T07:06:40.563-06:00
Those...horror stories will surely keep me from enjoying the rest of my dinner I'm eating here...

OMG anal glands. gross. gross. gross. takes a spe...

2009-11-05T22:44:54.938-06:00
OMG anal glands. gross. gross. gross. takes a special person to do what you do. thanks in advance to you if i ever have to take a pet in to have that done. i digress. gross. gross. gross.

True or not, Ward and I laughed at "i swear t...

2009-11-05T18:12:15.313-06:00
True or not, Ward and I laughed at "i swear to the holy skittle, that thing turned CLEAR (as in her butthole skin) and then popped all over him (as in anal juices). and i laughed. because i am a great friend"

Gee... sounds like my kind of friendship - I can relate!

what a glam job you have =P

2009-11-05T16:10:20.639-06:00
what a glam job you have =P

I don't doubt it for a second. I'm quite a...

2009-11-05T15:18:12.733-06:00
I don't doubt it for a second. I'm quite anti-schlub at the moment. The only people who have been at all helpful during this whole Dolphinhead Seizuredog debacle have been the vet techs.

i won't answer you jerkfaces yet because, w...

2009-11-05T14:56:27.021-06:00
i won't answer you jerkfaces yet because, well, i want to give everyone a chance to vomit in their food of choice. HOWEVER! i will tell you if you're dying to know, email me or twitter me or i'll whisper it in your ear.

ps i still love you even though i called you a jerkface. and even though you all think i'm gross. and even though you're all yelling at me! and even though i may be scarred permanently! AND EVEN THOUGH... i think that's all.

OMG! That was way too much for one day. I feel s...

2009-11-05T14:06:25.148-06:00
OMG! That was way too much for one day. I feel sick!

sorry i froze at the word puss... i just puked in ...

2009-11-05T12:50:57.989-06:00
sorry i froze at the word puss... i just puked in my mough *gag* You took tmit to a whole nother level! LOL

No, *rocking back and forth in the corner* say tha...

2009-11-05T12:19:37.258-06:00
No, *rocking back and forth in the corner* say that all the foul things are false!

It's a trick! They're all true. Nom nom an...

2009-11-05T11:59:29.522-06:00
It's a trick! They're all true. Nom nom anal gland. I'm familiar with the fiery demon ass spray. Becky, are you a vet, or a vet tech, or a nurse?

please please please let the anal gland juice in y...

2009-11-05T11:33:08.803-06:00
please please please let the anal gland juice in your mouth not be true!

But something tells me it is...

and that is nasty. But beautiful!

I feel like maybe the fourth one isn't complet...

2009-11-05T11:31:53.309-06:00
I feel like maybe the fourth one isn't completely true.

But I'm not sure.

I really really hope the third one happened because I'm going to be telling that shiz at cocktails parties forever.

I am hoping the anal gland juice in your eye and m...

2009-11-05T11:18:20.454-06:00
I am hoping the anal gland juice in your eye and mouth is not true, because that is some nasty, foul stuff. I used to be a groomer and had to express them all the time...it's not pretty, ever.

Also, I have had ringworm and that shit itches. One of the calf pens had an outbreak at the dair I was working on. You finally think you have it under contral and bam a new calf has it and is spreading it around again.

Puss and I are old friends as well: Lactating Dairy Cows + Mastitis = Nasty pussy infection.

Ah...working with animals is never boring, that's for sure!

Well, I know you can get ringworm from touch and i...

2009-11-05T10:54:23.263-06:00
Well, I know you can get ringworm from touch and inhalation of dead skin infected with the fungus. I'm guessing one is true. Three and four have enough detail in them that they are probably also true.

I'm guessing that you're smart enough to stand back a little bit when expressing anal glands, so I'm guessing two to be false.

BUT, because I'm a sick sonuvabitch, I'm hoping it's true.

I don't want to guess, because I don't wan...

2009-11-05T10:15:45.814-06:00
I don't want to guess, because I don't want to know...but knowing you I bet they're ALL true. Am I right? Come on you can tell me.

Those are all sicknast and I think you should find a new job.

My guess is that every single one of them are real...

2009-11-05T09:20:52.480-06:00
My guess is that every single one of them are real. Cause that's how you roll. :D

P.S. I have learned to wait until AFTER I eat to read your blog!

I'm guessing the first 2 are true, because the...

2009-11-05T09:05:41.197-06:00
I'm guessing the first 2 are true, because the 1st sounds likely, and the 2nd, I think I remember reading about. The other 2 I'm not positive...

I would hope they are all false, but I have a feel...

2009-11-05T08:47:04.761-06:00
I would hope they are all false, but I have a feeling they are all real lol....:) HAve a great THursday, hopefully puss/anal gland liquid FREE!!!

I would hope they are all false, but I have a feel...

2009-11-05T08:46:57.112-06:00
I would hope they are all false, but I have a feeling they are all real lol....:) HAve a great THursday, hopefully puss/anal gland liquid FREE!!!

i can't even answer this because I was eating ...

2009-11-05T08:03:39.560-06:00
i can't even answer this because I was eating breakfast and am concentrating on keeping it down. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF EVERY THURSDAY

speaking of heaving, I'm doing it...right now....

2009-11-05T07:14:42.612-06:00
speaking of heaving, I'm doing it...right now...now I need a shower...