Comments on i'll go eat worms: "Jill Pilgrim Will Grab Your Penis, And Other Trut...

jilleeeee! will you do tmit EVERY week??? also, wh...

2009-08-22T12:10:44.734-05:00

jilleeeee! will you do tmit EVERY week??? also, what else are ballz for if not for grabbing onto for support? i ask you!

Oh no, that is so embarrassing. But I just laughe...

2009-08-21T14:46:39.225-05:00

Oh no, that is so embarrassing. But I just laughed so hard. I can't believe you accidentally grabbed his balls on the way down!

Hillbilly Princess- First of all, best name ever. ...

2009-08-21T05:30:51.579-05:00

Hillbilly Princess- First of all, best name ever. Secondly, life would be pointless without humiliation.

Zan- Now that you mention it he was a little on the short side...

Cass- Oh definitely. Its basically my legacy.

Rae- You are so wise. Also? I heart you.

oh friend. you are not the first one to eat shit ...

2009-08-21T00:31:23.972-05:00

oh friend. you are not the first one to eat shit in front of a hot upperclassman. probably not even the first to show him your thong.

however the ball grab thing? not sure if that's been done... hee. but you lived through the humiliation to be able to share your tragedy with us. yay! :)

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice, now THAT is some shit that I wo...

2009-08-20T23:42:00.152-05:00

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice, now THAT is some shit that I would do. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Priceless story. One to repeat to the grandkids for SURE!

His balls must have really hung low... Or he was ...

2009-08-20T23:23:57.539-05:00

His balls must have really hung low...

Or he was really short?

Either way, totally LMAO!

Y'all hooked up after that, didn't you?

Guys like a girl who can get a good grip on their balls.

It was bad enough that you cursed both Jesus and y...

2009-08-20T21:56:43.516-05:00

It was bad enough that you cursed both Jesus and your mom, but it made an OH so funny story for us, so that's something to take away from it all, I suppose. What would life be without humiliating stories?!

mjenks- a lady never tells. Stephanie- the hospit...

2009-08-20T19:30:09.065-05:00

mjenks- a lady never tells.

Stephanie- the hospital.

sooo....where did ya'll go on your date after ...

2009-08-20T15:11:07.936-05:00

sooo....where did ya'll go on your date after that?

So...how far do you go on the second date?

2009-08-20T15:07:40.358-05:00

So...how far do you go on the second date?

i do not have a blog, so here ya go. i was rollers...

2009-08-20T14:38:25.924-05:00

i do not have a blog, so here ya go. i was rollerskating. i was a chubby 13 yr old in cheap ass fake jordaches that were way too tight. some cool chic clipped my skates and down i went, same position illustrated here, and the jeans? split completely up the inseam of both thighs. spent the rest of the field trip in the bathroom with needle and thread sewing them up as best as possible to leave in.

my captcha word is hyman.

thanks for making the most painful memory of my life not at all painful anymore. no sarcasm, i mean it.

Courtni- I would say they were of average size and...

2009-08-20T14:24:31.310-05:00

Courtni- I would say they were of average size and proportion.

Gabby- That's what I'm saying!

Liz- I love you.

Will you grab my nuts when we meet? I mean...huh. ...

2009-08-20T14:13:18.137-05:00

Will you grab my nuts when we meet? I mean...huh.

When in doubt I blame Jesus or my mother for everything. Good call!

Nothing says great first impression like ball grab...

2009-08-20T14:00:42.107-05:00

Nothing says great first impression like ball grabbing. At least in my book!

So were they big balls?

2009-08-20T12:20:34.832-05:00

So were they big balls?

Lana- Seriously, total shame he wasn't into S&...

2009-08-20T11:57:54.054-05:00

Lana- Seriously, total shame he wasn't into S&M!

Seb- Sadly, I don't think the hot senior ever got it on again.

But after such a gruesome first date, did you ever...

2009-08-20T11:27:24.673-05:00

But after such a gruesome first date, did you ever get it on? With the hot senior?

if only the cutie had been into s & m, than th...

2009-08-20T11:24:20.586-05:00

if only the cutie had been into s & m, than this would be the most amazing love story i've ever heard :)

miss.chief- the trauma? You have no idea. Its be...

2009-08-20T11:04:43.313-05:00

miss.chief- the trauma? You have no idea. Its been 9 years and I have yet to touch another set of balls.

RK- Love and hugs in return, my friend. liferehab...

2009-08-20T11:03:49.979-05:00

RK- Love and hugs in return, my friend.

liferehab- I am very glad to know that I am not the only person capable of such awkwardness.

shit and caca- Awesome name. High five!

Big Sis- Yes! Jesus is actually quite funny.

Hope- I'm glad my pain amuses you. ;)

Peach Tart- truer words have never been spoken.

LiLu- Yeah, the ass exposure could be seen as some sort of peace offering.

Otherwordly- true, the gentleman was the real victim here.

Taylor- thank you! Happy TMIT!

Billy- I'm sure I was somewhere humiliating myself.

Nic- The stroke thing? Totally true.

Alice- I would suggest it. Then report bank to me with your results.

hahaha jill! that's great. i mean...traumatic,...

2009-08-20T10:58:20.771-05:00

hahaha jill! that's great.
i mean...traumatic, but still great.

oh WOW. WOW. HAAAAAA. that is... awesome. HEE. i ...

2009-08-20T10:47:49.030-05:00

oh WOW. WOW. HAAAAAA. that is... awesome. HEE. i actually now WANT to accidentally latch onto a guy's nuts while falling, just because this experience sounds very unique ;-)

Brilliant story! "I essentially have a stro...

2009-08-20T10:13:50.888-05:00

Brilliant story!

"I essentially have a stroke"
HAHAHAHAHA!!

Jill, where were you when I was in college? Hahaha...

2009-08-20T10:05:39.669-05:00

Jill, where were you when I was in college? Hahahaha!

Hilarious! But, wow, that must've been extreme...

2009-08-20T09:37:24.594-05:00

Hilarious! But, wow, that must've been extremely embarassing. The title's pretty funny too.

Happy TMI Thursday!