Paranoia.

Even after a calm and productive day at work. After I’ve had dinner and slipped into my favorite leggings, sweater, sunglasses and Converse sneakers. Even once I’m sprawled out on my cozy afghan on the beach sand, a…

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What’s in my purse

Women might have to do awful things like grow humans inside of them, color in their eyebrows and contemplate whether or not to try the Diva Cup, but we still get to carry around a purse that carries…

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Cinco De I’m still gonna drink Irish beer, ok?

Scene: Cinco De Mayo. Manhattan Beach. 12:30am. Enchilada food baby. Guinness food baby. Light breeze. Teens making out under the pier. Big waves. Coworker: My wife rarely drinks, but when she does drink she drinks like a…. camel… or…

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Crunch time

Oh, shit. That picture probably makes you think I’m sitting at the edge of my bed with a loaded gun and case of Jack In The Box tacos, but I actually chose it because I’m trying to find…

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Learn how to unlock your phone network

Have you ever tried to use a subscription phone with another card? If something didn’t seem to be working, it’s because the phone needs decoding to work on more than one network. Usually, when you buy a phone…

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Beard

I can’t even contain my excitement any longer about the fact that Jerrod is coming to town this weekend. A few weeks ago I was like “hey, would you mind coming to visit me in California so I…

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My Mind Would Be On Something That Doesn’t Involve Heartbreak

On one hand I have a positive and refreshing attitude about this whole “new start” I have been given. The world is my oyster and I can do what I want. Seriously! On the other hand, I remember…

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Lunch In The Guardian.

On Friday I met up with Rebecca for the very first time to have lunch and talk about how awesome we are. She is a health and fitness blogger and is so nice and adorable I could probably…

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Undateable.

So last night I was sitting in bed eating a tuna melt and watching The Bachelor because I’m unemployed and single and have thrown away any priorities I once had going for myself when I realized I am…

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I Take Fortune Cookies Seriously. It Could Be Worse – I Could Take My Horoscope Seriously

This is a fortune. (Shut the front door. Really?)I know that nobody listens to fortune cookies except for me, but I keep fortunes in my wallet because sometimes I get them and they’re so… ON. Like the first…

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