Month: April 2020

Oh my god.

My editor said, “Bring cute outfits!” I basically need 3 days of cuteness. I am sure I can do that. I have been in clothing crisis mode for a couple of weeks, mostly because my closet was stuffed…

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I want loads of clothes & fuckloads of diamonds~

Hello! I have not written for a long, long time. I am blonde now. I am drinking a magical potion I made (one whole lemon, two tablespoons of manuka honey, a massive quantity of grated ginger, a generous…

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