1. Who is the better cook, you or your spouse?

Well I think it depends on what we are cooking.

Trey, he is an AMAZING breakfast cook. I hate cooking bacon.

And by hate, I mean Ive never tried but the pop, pop, popping of the bacon terrifies me into a corner of the kitchen.

Because Im a wimp.

But lunch, dinner, and all things baking–I am the master chef in the kitchen. It could also be that Trey has been a cook since I met him, so he just doesnt like to do it at home. But that man cooks a mean breakfast!

I also love to cook, its like my 30 free minutes in the kitchen with not having to wipe spit up from a babies mouth. Especially if Im cooking dinner and Trey is home.
Since the rule of thumb is:

thou who cooks, does not wipe baby puke (or poop for that matter), during said cooking time!
(Genuis right? THANKS, I came up with that rule all by myself!)

2.How often do you talk to your mom?

Never.

…Whats that you say? Im a liar?

…Rude!

But you caught me, Im a liar. I talk to my mom at LEAST every other day but most of the time its every day. If not at least twice a day. My mom and my sister are my best friends. So when something happens the first person I call is my mom.

Which Trey hates, because hes normally the third person to find out–BWAHAHAHA!

Like when Braxton does something ridiculously annoying, and then instantly cute? I call Momma. She always appreciates the things he does, and how crazy he drives me. I say its because my sister and my child are like the same person. So she can understand what Im going through.

Im tellin ya, if Braxton didnt come out of me Id swear hes Michelle’s kid!

I think sometimes I call her too much, but Im a total Momma’s girl. SO she can deal! Ya feel me??

3.Are you adventurous in the kitchen or stick to the recipe?

Normally, Im a stick to the recipe kinda gal. Im still kinda new at this cooking thing, not to mention extremely anal, so when things start to change from the directions, I get antsy.

However, my husband is trying to change this. He is constantly telling me at dinner the things I could add to our meals to make them different. (READ: better! …if I didnt enjoy my rule of no poop or puke cleaning Id tell him that if he wanted different meals he could cook them himself…HMPH!)

So I try to add my own kinda stuff, but Im not always so successful at it.

4. Is your second toe longer than your big toe?

Ok, this question is going to cause some serious internal pain for me. You see, my feet are a constant source of humor for my ENTIRE family. I have funny feet. I have a stubby nub for a pinkie toe so my husband and father constantly joke that when I go get a pedicure I should only be charged for 8 toes.

As if the nail salon really is going to pro-rate my pedicure.

And recently they found out that my second toe is longer than my big toe…but only on one foot.

So the answer to this question is yes and no, depending on which foot you look at. If your looking at the right foot, yes. If your looking at the left foot, no.

Alright, Im going to go dry my tears.

5. Do you dress up for Halloween? (Bonus question: What are you going as this year?)

Oh yes. I dress up EVERY year.

Except this year.

You see, Trey and I go back to our old stomping grounds every year at Halloween for the big Halloween party at the bar we met at. Its where most of our friends go too, and its a good chance for us all to get together and have a great night.

However, my best friend is in Montana this year. So I wont see her, nor will I have a free place to stay. How rude of her to not think of me when she decided to make a change in her life. Sheesh! And we heard a couple of our other friends arent going either. AND this year….Trey has to work. So is it worth it to us to go?

No.

So, I dont have to try to squeeze my 4 week post-partum self into a skimpy costume. So instead I have a bright idea to SORT OF dress up this year for Halloween.

Get this bright idea–

Im going to tape smarties to my pants. And go as a….SMARTY PANTS!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! Im a genius!

Except I see my silly two year old eating them all before we get out the door. BRAT.

And instead of drinking witches brew, having some random make out session with my hubby in our car like we are 16, and sleeping on a bed squeezed in with my BFF–Ill be taking my boys trick or treating and carving pumpkins. I know, Im lame!