Author: Becky

Blog anxieties

It’s really hard to write daily. Exciting things just don’t happen to me on a regular basis, or if they do, I don’t know how to blog about them. I’d been writing this post about something that happened…

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tank approaching empty!

I’m totally not supposed to be this busy. Why the fuck am I so busy? It’s making me hostile. It’s putting me on the edge. It’s making me do things like make multiple references to cupcakes in a…

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Born to hand-jive!

Things which are happening in my life: I am still going to the gym twice a week (& thinking of increasing it 3 times a week, but it is tricky because I always have appointments & have to…

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“Asta la vista, scabies!”

I’m halfway through the Clean Program–21 days of a limited diet. It’s not as limited as I thought it would be, though! (I’m allowed to eat fish, rotisserie chicken, spinach, fruits & veggies, raw cacao [HELLO], garlic, cashews,…

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Oh my god.

My editor said, “Bring cute outfits!” I basically need 3 days of cuteness. I am sure I can do that. I have been in clothing crisis mode for a couple of weeks, mostly because my closet was stuffed…

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I want loads of clothes & fuckloads of diamonds~

Hello! I have not written for a long, long time. I am blonde now. I am drinking a magical potion I made (one whole lemon, two tablespoons of manuka honey, a massive quantity of grated ginger, a generous…

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spin, spin sugar

It is super dark moon time & everyone is sleepy. Quiet houses. Listening to music that is more crackles than melodies. Black fingerless gloves & cherry red fingernails. Heavy eyelids. Next week will be like a firecracker but…

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That One Time When My Kid Was Pissed

Ive shared before about B and his insane interesting personality. I mean, the kid is a comedic genius. He has also taken a new liking to the XBox and has a few of his own games that he is allowed…

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Mourning

I write this post with a heavy heart. The events of Friday morning have been weighing heavily on my mind and on my heart. I have had the victims and their families of the shooting at Sandy Hook…

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A teenage girl sues the lottery that she won and that spoiled her shopping pleasure

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In 2013, 17-year-old Jane Park from Edinburgh won £ 1,000,000 in the famous Euromillions lottery, and now plans to sue the compensation company and claim that the legal age of lottery players will increase from 16 to 18…

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