Birthday Wants.

I have probably cried on more than half of my birthdays because when that dreaded day rolls around, it’s like everyone thinks they’re doing me a favor by deliberately embarrassing me and making a scene. All I’ve ever wanted was for the people around me to not sing or make me the center of attention. Like, the last thing I want is for the PF Changs chef and staff to come out and sing to me, ya know? Aside from the ability to go in public on my birthday without darting around every corner in fear of a waiter throwing a tin foil hat on me and singing a shitty song, I’ll also take these lovely material goods:

1. Glitch LED hoop. Imagine the hooping photos I could blog if I had this hula hoop to play with. Now that I think about it, this is actually for you more than it’s for me.

2. Dream Big, Detroit Print. I love CaPow’s shop, and her blog, and Detroit, and since Amanda and I are getting an apartment in the city soon I think our walls will really need this.

3. Glitter hula hoop tape. Yea, I’m probably the only person asking for fucking tape for my birthday, but I have all this piping that needs to be made into fancy hoops, and that won’t happen unless they are COVERED IN GLITTER. Glitter makes me do tricks better, so this is more of a need than want, anyway. Super important for my hooping goals.

4. “I didn’t come here to make friends print“. I mean, duh.

Oh, but there’s more…

5. “Inside The Playboy Mansion: If You Don’t Swing, Don’t Ring“. I don’t swing, but I’d kill to ring. You know you’re curious, too.

6. Leopard print camera strap. I like to shoot in style. My camera has been begging for this.

7. “Lyric” Epiphanie Bag. This is the newest item in the Epiphanie camera bag collection, and it’s my favorite bag they’ve debuted so far. My skull camera bag is getting a bit tattered and I want something a little more neutral (yea, yellow is neutral) for when I don’t want to carry around a bag with a flowery skull print, and this is perfect.

8. Flip UltraHD Video Camera. How else am I going to take videos of me using my new LED hoop? Exactly.

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