Dear Fetus (week 18)

Every week, on Saturday, I show Chuck the baby app on my phone for the new week. It’s very sweet, cos he’ll say things like, “Our baby has four arms this week?” He’s really excited to meet you too. We’re all going to the ultrasound in a few weeks, your grandmother talked herself into that one, and I think he’ll be one of the most excited because he’s only felt one tiny tap on his hand so far.

It is so weird feeling you inside me. Pretty much any time I’m still, I feel you. During the week, I’ll feel you in the car, at lunch and on the ride home. I guess you’re soundly sleeping while I’m working my ass off. Punk. I’m thinking barking dogs and squirmy, purry cats are going to be your favorite lullaby by the time you get out.

I’ve been eating a lot of spicy food too, you seem to like it because you start up tapping afterward. I’d like to say it’s because of science! but really, it’s because it’s yummy. I do hope, however, that you’ll continue to like a wide variety of food and I won’t have to eat my words that kids eat what you feed them.

All my love,
The Owner of The Uterus

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