i’m on vacation. you should send me an email to make me smile when i get back (my “vacation responder” might be on and it might be hilarious and you might get a surprise offer as well) (romeofoxtrotmike, at the gmail, with the dot, com). as your blog reward, i will reward you with cute, old pictures of me. i’m on the same caribbean island. i am incommunicado from everything. i am allergic to figs.
i love this picture but i’m sad i’m wearing a silly hat. my mother was always making me put hats on because i have the skin of a salamander but i have the heart of a … crab? they’re good in the sun, right? oo! a snake! i’m a sun basker at heart. i like to bask, stupid skin be damned!